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till deactivation do us part

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neapolitan mice cream cones

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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

#spirit #the horse movie

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17th century astronomical art of Maria Clara Eimmart; celestial splendor from a forgotten woman who broke the bounds of her time.

(brainpickings.org)

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Hello, you.

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My niece had wanted to see the puppies tonight but I had to explain that they were still at home because they had tummy aches (white lie). And she wanted to know why.

@wolfchanw : Well, they went to the doctor today to have surgery to remove their testicles and now they have tummy aches

Niece: *thinking hard* Sometimes, when I go to the doctor and he removes MY testicles I get a tummy ache too!

To say I nearly died laughing....

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“Mice, rats and any other rodents do indeed make a wide repertoire of ‘ultrasonic’ calls, with frequencies too high to be audible to humans (…)

Male mice that sniff female hormones produce ultrasonic songs that are remarkably similar to birds, complete with distinctive syllables and phrases. Females attracted to these serenades join their chosen partners in an ultrasonic duet.

Rodents are among the most common and intensively studied animals in the world and have been fixtures of laboratories since the seventeenth century. All that time, they’ve been spiritedly talking to each other without any human realising, exchanging messages they slipped beneath the senses of the oblivious researchers and technicians milling around them.”

-Ed Yong, An Immense World

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One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.

Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man

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if i ever interacted with you and it was awkward just know im sorry and painfully aware that sometimes i come off like a person who is having the first conversation of their life

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Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

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I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”

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little german boy revisits the cave of blüntsmoken! Happy 4/20 ;)

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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

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unless you literally want to crack open your rib cage and have me crawl inside do NOT flirt with me.

#welp #robert #ig