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It's time

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Thought this could fit in well here

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Neil!!!

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.

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After Maigu Ridge

Yue Qingyuan: I would like to invite Shang-shidi back to our sect

Shang Qinghua, suspicious: Why?

Yue Qingyuan: You have shown great bravery here today and have proven that you are willing to fight for humanity despite your demon allegiances

Shang Qinghua, squinting: What's the real reason

Yue Qingyuan: No one else on the mountain knows how to do taxes

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"My childhood was so awesome. Kids today don't even know!"

Isn't a flex.

It's a lament.

More people should understand that.

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not to be stardewposting again but

Elliott can't fucking say this shit when I'm dressed like THIS

What made him see me leave the house and kiss him looking like THIS

WITH THE JINGLING BOOTS. and decided "Yes, his courting plumage is immaculate. I must bed him immediately."

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Thinking about the JL finding out that Bruce has contingency plans for all of his kids and being horrified. But when the League asks them about it, all the kids are like “yeah! we actually all have them for each other just in case” and move on like it’s perfectly normal to have three different ways to take out your brother on hand (for emergencies).

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Steve being convinced (read: forced) by the highschool drama teacher to play the part of "King" in a production, not a speaking role, his job is to just... look the part, look down upon his subjects from a throne, sit above them, powerful, regal, with the side note that he has to maintain that air of disinterest through the whole thing until he's 'assassinated/usurped'.

he only says yes because he was promised an automatic pass if he did it, as no-one else could really fit and maintain the look the teacher had envisioned.

and Eddie Munson, playing the role of court jester, putting his whole jestussy into making Steve crack both his character, and a smile.

because Steve wouldn't get his automatic pass if he broke character, and Eddie feels it's his sworn duty to not let King Steve coast through school on his good looks.

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Texting therapy is expensive so I’m just gonna rant on here.

Nobody need read, just need to get my messy/dinged thoughts out.

Especially you two. You know who you are.

What the actual fuck is existence and why the fuck does this need to continue?

I’m so fucking tired always.

Like, yes I know regular exercise, a better diet more time outside can help a bit. I get that. Genuinely.

But also, like….. why?

Why does feeling not-shitty require so much work? wtf?

Do neurotypicals just Have that? My papa doesn’t deal with thoughts of just general existence being exhausting and having to find things to try to motivate himself to continue.

He just Does it. How!?

I want that!

I’m so sick of my brain running 100 miles an hr and getting us know where.

And then every time I try to take a step in a direction that might be a little more fulfilling, a little less monotonous and awful, I get slammed back down into my place like “LOL, you really tried that? Hah!”

And I’m…. Just….

Where do people get their Fight from? Isn’t it exhausting?

“Fight for yourself!” Why?

“They’re ripping you off!” I’m aware. And? I’ll just stop giving them my money, I don’t need to waste precious energy on fighting for shit that’s already gone to Maybe get it back?

“If you push through you could do the thing! (School, most recently)” yes. I could probably struggle my way through the paperwork and the assignments and the crippling debt incurred from someone like me having to take twice as long to do the schooling’s yah.

Then what? Fight for each position? Fight parents for my own rights? Literally just an existence of fighting more than I’m already fucking failing at?

How? How do people find the energy for that shit.

Gods I’m so fucking tired.

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Kitty catching snow flakes

(via)

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you have to stop biting the hand that feeds you. go for the neck

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petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't