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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

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Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.

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(fandombrained person trying to express their observation that a female character has more than one personality trait) she's like a girlboss but she's also a girlfailure sometimes

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Pangur is my nap beast. she assists me by licking the same spot on my arm over and over until the skin starts to come off

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Grim is my gaming beast. she assists me by shedding fur all over my keyboard

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genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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#adventure boy #he got that post-bullet time battle/panic talk action/argument armament look

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What's the fastest way to a girl's heart?

median sternotomy

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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

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current obsession is this dude on tiktok who works at a pizza shop and films all his videos as if they were david lynch outtakes

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Fucked up boots

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tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

#light yagami

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no offense but you guys need to learn the difference between someone implying their experience is universal and a post simply just not being about you