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reblog to bonk prev with yr forehead like a cat

#Cute #Cat #Cats #Kitty #Kitties #Headbutt #Video

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#Employment #Jelly #Employment jelly #Funny #Cute

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why does this whole scene look & sound like a YTP

#Video #Funny

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I wore my torn to shit emo jeans that basically show my entire booty ass to the bodega today. As I was jaywalking across the street, some local kids shouted at me:

Kid: "Bro! Ay bro I can see your booty cheeks!"

Me: "That's the point!"

Kid: "Bruh shut yo gay ass up!"

Me: "I am gay!"

Kid: "Oh!... We good!"

#Pants #Funny #Gay

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kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

#Interesting

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Apparently if you find a tagged Horseshoe crab and report it to Fish and Wildlife they’ll send you a certificate with info about your crab AND a pewter horseshoe crab pin! Keep your eyes peeled 👀

(Photo from the Nantucket Conservation Foundation)

#Crab #Horseshoe #Horseshoe crab #Fish and wildlife

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there is an insane amount of antisemitism floating around right now.

i just want to say:

this blog loves and supports jewish people.

this blog does NOT conflate the israeli government, or the atrocities it commits, with jewish people.

this blog is disgusted with those who use or express antisemitism.

this blog knows that if someone needs to invoke antisemitism, they do not actually care about helping palestine or the palestinian people.

this blog will do its best to insure that it remains a safe space for all.

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Sorry, PETA, I would 100% eat a T-Rex.

#Chicken #Chickens #Funny #I'd eat both.

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Obsessed with the idea of Magneto being the X-Men 97's absent stepdad. Like the X-Men were like okay our dad is dead so Scott's probably getting custody of us, right? Wrong. Your dad had a husband you didn't know about and he's going to take care of you now.

A whole fanfic of this is unfolding in my mind, you have no idea.

#Fanfic #Fanfiction #Xmen #X-men #Magneto #Funny

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Does anyone know what this is from? It looks awesome! I NEED TO KNOW!

#What is this? #It looks awesome!

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#Insult #Funny #Lawyer #Video #Movie #Nixon

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Okay so, got here from a book on animal behavior but: Vulcan stand-up comedy as a competitive activity.

Because most Vulcans don't actually pretend they don't have emotions, it's all about self-regulation, right? And good comedy usually hinges on manipulating the relationship between our faculties of recognition and surprise in various ways, you can get pretty scientific with it.

So Vulcans go to the comedy act, and the idea is the comedian is trying to make you crack up, and the audience is trying to not even crack a smile, and if you do laugh, you lose. Like all in good fun, but Vulcans are both really competitive and really aware of how dangerous that urge can be to a society, so this could actually be classified as highly orthodox Surakian practice.

So of course the comedian has to actually be funny, or there's no challenge and the game is boring.

Which means the really good Vulcan comedians (most of whom tend to extremely dry delivery of their bits) are going to go around playing to packed houses, which mostly sit staring stonily back at them, with occasional breaks when someone loses it and reacts.

And after a show you'll have Vulcans walking out discussing with great approval how very humorous that was, with varying degrees of muted smugness or chagrin depending on if they won or lost.

I bet there are human comedians whose grandest fantasy is being good enough to do a set in Vulcana Regatta and have people going around bragging about not laughing at them.

#Star trek #Vulcan #Story #Interesting #Funny #Comedy

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there was one person in my life that tried to kill when he played violent video games. Fuck you guys.

duality of man

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Living with a singer

#Bird #Funny #Video

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#Tiger #Dog #Cute #Picture #German shepherd

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I am not immune to the two-headed calf poem

#Picture #Cow #Calf #Two heads

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rawing people on couches is so hard yet most of my ideas involve that

#Funny #Typo