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Milton Glaser, Therapy With A Tomato, 1978

#art #wow pretty

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i'm so, so excited to share this painting with you. i have officially been making art for 20 years, and i thought it would be fun to repaint the first digital work i ever made.

i have wanted to give up art so many times over the years. i'm tremendously proud of myself for sticking with it and improving as much as i have. i hope you're proud of me too! please be sure to zoom in to see all those details i worked so hard on (especially the rhinestones!!). thank you for being with me during my art journey. 20 years, 20 more 🖤

#art #i thought that was a photo. #i thought i was looking at a drawing (top picture) of a person (bottom picture) #seriously thats wow

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I already had the pants that I made a couple years ago (interestingly for another wedding) so I decided to level up and add welt pockets to a vest.

Had a family wedding to attend and wanted to look my dapper best. I purchased a couple of bolts of this brushed cotton herringbone with the intention of making a three piece suit out of it.

Did a test run on scrap, cut out my pattern, sewed in my darts, and added the first pocket. Isn't it beautiful?

Reader, she should have stopped there.

I added the pocket to the other side, placing it the same distance from the top of the dart, not the bottom of the vest.

Grievous error that I didn't notice until I put it on after buttons, buttonholes, and topstitching. The pockets don't line up.

Curses.

So I did what any sane and normal person who is most certainly not under a deadline or anything and obsessed about it for a day before making a whole new vest, this one with one waist pocket and one chest pocket.

Final look, complete with pocket watch and purchased jacket (because I'm still trying to fit a jacket pattern).

#sewing #art

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*in the 2020s* he would do numbers on twitter *in the 2010s* he would get shares on his blog *in the 1990s* he would be a wiz on the multi-user dungeon *in the 1950s* he would get ratings on the television *in the 1930s* he would command the masses on the radio *in the 1880s* he would do dots and dashes on the telegram *in the 1790s* he would do arm signals on the semaphore *in the 1600s* his prints would be distributed widely *in the 1400s* he would sound the trumpet in battle *in the 700s* his words would be passed down by oral tradition *in the 300s* he would do smoke signals in the sky *in the neolithic* his artifacts would enter the archeological record *in the pliocene* his bones would be preserved in the sediment *in the mezozoic* he would do permineralization in mineral rich groundwater *in the paleoarchean* he would facilitate recombination of his genome *in the hadean* his molecules would self replicate in the early ocean *in the matter dominated era* his stellar nursery would collapse into a star and an orbiting cloud of dust *in the cosmological dark ages* quantum fluctuations in his density would form the first cosmological structures *10^-32 seconds after the big bang* his elementary particles would dominate in baryogenesis *in the plank epoch* he would do cosmic inflation in the energy dense early universe *10^-43 seconds after the big bang* he would be

#funny words #silly

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Joy's Birthday Giveaway!

It's my birthday, so you know what that means! It's Giveaway time, baby! To celebrate my completion of another rotation around the sun, I'm giving away 5 copies of the eBook and 5 copies of the audiobook. (You can listen to a sample here)

If you’re new here, Hunger Pangs: True Love Bites (Phangs) is the first novel of my queer, polyamorous, paranormal romance series featuring a deaf, disabled werewolf, a neurodivergent, mad scientist vampire, and all other manner of creatures that go bump in the night. You can read more about it here.

Set in a pseudo-regency meets fake-Victorian Gaslamp Fantasy world, complete with gothic castles, enchanted forests, and just a smidge of industrial coal dust, Phangs has been described as “like reading the queer, goth love child of Terry Pratchett meets Jane Austen.”

There are two editions of the novel, a high-heat version (Flirting with Fangs) with depictions of sex and kink on the page and a medium-heat edition (Fluff and Fangs) containing elements of kink with the sex scenes swapped out/faded to black. You can read more about the differences in rating here.

If you’d like to win an edition of your choice, type either “ebook please!” or "audiobook please!" into the replies or reblogs. If you'd like to try and win both you can feel free to do so.

The giveaway will run from March 13th - 15th, 2024.

I’ll select the winners using a randomizer. You don’t need to follow me or spam reblogs. Once you’re in, you’re in. Good luck!

I'm gonna go have cake.

#audiobook please 🤞

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i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here

#words #important

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Post-apocalyptic prehistoric art by MICHAEL KERBOW

#art

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how r u gonna call them love handles and then try to convince ppl thats a bad thing. insane to me

#true #positivity

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Taming the circular needle mess

A friend showed me a great way to keep my circular needles organized. Well, at least those not currently busy in various projects.

I got one of those writing journals with a flexible cover that used a tie to keep it closed. Flexible cover is needed to accommodate the bulkiness of the bundles.

Mine came with a zip lock baggie included. I removed all the paper pages and replaced them with the zip locks I got separately (they are called A5 binder pockets). I stuck my needles in different pockets, with a sticky note indicating the size. I’ll get some proper labels in a bit. It’s a good idea to vary the orientation of the bags so that the zip tabs don’t all stack on the same side.

Ta-dah! No more rat king mess of circulars!

#knitting #great idea for when i have as many circulars as id like to

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#knitting #safety first

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I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

#words

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i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side

#words

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#words

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hello people,

I am aspiring to make a ghost army

These aren’t enough ghosts tho

Tell me what expression, accessory and (optional) color u want ur ghost to have

you will be added to the army

reblog so we can have two whole pages of ghosts

thank you

Edit:because a lot of people were unsure if this is still open; this will probably be open for months if not years, I want to fill two pages that’s like ~2k+ ghosts

#knitting ghost #ghost slurping ramen

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"Awesome" is hardly ever used in the sense of "inspiring awe", these days. But some moments are like that, still. The baby was fussy all afternoon, didn't like anything, didn't want to be held by anyone, didn't want to be put down, nothing was good and nothing would do. We checked and checked and double-checked that there was nothing physically wrong, she just wasn't vibing with today. My girlfriend decided to try putting music on.

That one melody from Spirited Away. I didn't know it had a name, Always With Me. The baby stopped, she froze in the middle of fussing like she forgot all about it, like she completely forgot whatever she had been mad about, and stared at the laptop playing the music, eyes wide, in awe. We have played her music before, she's heard me play the keyboard, but she's never done that before. I don't know if she's attuned enough to language yet to recognize that she has never heard japanese before. She listened to the song in awe, and we looked at her in awe. She's done that several times now, with different recordings and covers of the song.

She has a favorite song. My tiny daughter has a favorite song.

#words #as a new parent myself this really hits differently

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Interested in cool cable knitting patterns?

I've made a site where you can make your own

I learned to knit a while ago specifically to make cool braid patterns with cable knitting and I'm also a web developer

So I made this

You can make a braid and it will create a cable knitting pattern out of it

It starts with this here, you can change the size with the inputs above and when you hover over crossings you can click and it will change how it crosses (right over left, left over right, or parallel)

Every time you do it updates this pattern down here that you can follow to knit that braid

There are notes and abbreviations listed on the site for the specifics

Please tag me if you make things with this I'm so proud of it :)

#knitting #cable knit #wow #i must play around with this

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y'ever get haunted by the fear you will never write anything as beautiful as the US Steel Pipe Works Slag Dump Youtube Comment cuz hoo boy i sure do:

shoutout to you, youtube user mrc109, wherever you may be today

#words