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kittyxherondale · 5 days
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Truly. He's so inventive with his insults. He literally calls the foxes trash bags lol.
In the last page Jean has called Neil a "tedious malcontent" and a "abominable cockroach" 😂😂
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kittyxherondale · 5 days
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How DARE you?????
trying to unlearn the knowledge that the reason Neil survived the nest wasn’t because he didn’t break, but because Jean did
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kittyxherondale · 5 days
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Neil makes SCRAPS of appearances in tsc but he serves cunt and leaves. Absolute legend. I get now why Jean was at his wits end with this guy. He orders drinks and food, makes fucking fbi agents WAIT for him then sits in an INTERROGATION and eats take out as if it's just another day for him. Jean probably got 20 separate heart attacks because of this man and then this gremlin goes ahead and orders a hit on the behalf of a man he knew only in pain while sitting in a very public diner and waiting on fbi agents to show up and drag them away.
Neil Fucking Josten, Andrew has his hands full. Never a dull day with him.
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kittyxherondale · 5 days
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I love that Jean is just absolutely APPALLED by the monsters kitchen! Also love that the monsters just have a stack of candy bars in their silverware drawer. It's very on brand for them lol.
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kittyxherondale · 5 days
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In the last page Jean has called Neil a "tedious malcontent" and a "abominable cockroach" 😂😂
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kittyxherondale · 5 days
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OMG!! Jeremy is the SWEETEST person EVER!!! He bought a gift card to a coffee shop and just gave it to a random guy for NO REASON at all!!! IM IN LOVE!!
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kittyxherondale · 5 days
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Wymack is just picking up traumatized kids and being like ok is anyone else gonna father them?? and doesn't wait for an answer just carries them around forever even if they're french
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kittyxherondale · 5 days
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i think the funniest thing about reading the sunshine court is seeing jean’s internal monologue and realizing how fucked up he is
neil’s inner monologue now seems very well adjusted
how tf did nora manage to make a character with less self preservation and and an even lower self esteem
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kittyxherondale · 6 days
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Out of Context TSC SPOILERS!!
"my place is at Evermore" Jean agreed "but you didn't have to slit my throat on the way out."
Tears!! Actual TEARS!! 😭😭
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kittyxherondale · 6 days
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36 pages into The Sunshine Court and I already regret not rereading the other books.
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kittyxherondale · 6 days
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Not me randomly resurfacing on Tumblr so I can talk about the new All For The Game book!!
Its so wild.to me that I'm currently reading a NEW book in the world that I love. I'm gonna see Neil and Andrew again!!
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kittyxherondale · 2 months
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He does not mean to fall for her. But that matters little when she is Nesta Archeron. Lady Death, destroyer of kings, keeper of hearts. Like a disciple what could he do but offer it to a Goddess, proffering that scarred organ, necrotic at the edges and beating just for her. Falling for her occurs like rain in April, soft and easy and comforting.
And Cauldron save him, perish him, damn him, but he can’t stop. If life is suffering why not grip tighter to the blade that sinks deeper into his side each time he sees her, knowing she is not his. Knowing the greatest honour the love they share will see is secret fucks on her marital bed. How cruel of the only deity he wants to worship to deny him his baptism.
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kittyxherondale · 5 months
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Just thinking about how every time Jacks’ heartbeat was mentioned in Caraval with Tella, it was always “slower than a normal heartbeat” or “sluggish”, but whenever it’s mentioned in Ballad with Evangeline (which is CONSTANTLY), it’s always racing or pounding.
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kittyxherondale · 5 months
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"It hurts, Jacks."
"I know, love. I'm going to take you somewhere safe."
"I know, love."
Can we just take a moment to acknowledge that the one and only time he calls her "love" is in the presence of the TRUTH STONE. You know, the stone that compels him to only speak the TRUTH.
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kittyxherondale · 5 months
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aftg fic where everything is the same but the story is just told through bee’s therapy notes. just imagine the jump between sessions.
session 36: andrew is doing well this week, spending time with family and kevin, feeling needed. slight paranoia regarding new recruit, spoke about coping mechanisms when feeling as if loved ones are threatened. discussed the upcoming school year.
session 37: andrew has drugged the new recruit and interrogated him. tells me they’ve come to an understanding. no signs of remorse. discussed possible legal consequences of actions and how we could have addressed that more healthily. scheduling in for extra sessions to work on impulse control.
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kittyxherondale · 8 months
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wowwwww derek and paige’s relationship is like. the saddest shit i’ve seen in a long time. jesus h christ.
Keep reading
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kittyxherondale · 8 months
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I wonder if part of the reason Derek killed Paige was because he blamed himself, he knew if he killed her his eyes would change and he wanted that physical manifestation of his guilt as a way to punish himself
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