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Had a dream this morning that Archive of our Own had a Random button which would simply take you to a random fanfic, like Wikipedia has. (AO3 does not appear to really have this, I checked and couldn't find one, but I kinda wish they did.) Someone had started a game where whatever fic you got, that was your new fandom, which is very fun! I would love this meme in real life.

The problem came in where so many people used the button that it broke and just started sending everyone to Stealing Harry, and like...I have fond memories of Stealing Harry but it's not my best work and nobody should be assigned to be a Harry Potter fan in this day and age.

So I decide to go off and find Astolat and demand she fix this but when I finally did (there was a whole quest) she turned to me like the baddie in a horror flick and said, "But that's the most random story there is" in a dark voice and I was terrified and woke up.

In the cold light of day I know there are more random stories by me on the archive, let alone by others, but I'm not going to try to get back there to argue my case. Pretty sure whatever I spoke to was actually the demon specifically assigned to plague fandom and not Astolat at all.

I'd say "get thee behind me, demon" but I know just how many porny fics on AO3 begin with that premise. (I've written some.) Begone foul spirit, and take your Satanic Panic with you!

#boondocks incest fic let’s go /j

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Someone please draw married bkdk with Izuku wearing this hat

#need to draw this

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how it feels liking and reblogging posts

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there are 2 kinds of mangaka when drawing: the ones that hate woman and the ones that love woman

And, guys...

i think ryoko kui really loves woman.

#dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #ryoko kui #fave #Connie #loooooook

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if i was crowley at the end of s2 and i just had my world rocked because some gorgeous lesbians made me realize i was in gay faggot love with my best friend and i had prepared a whole love confession speech and then got told to "hold that thought" while the idiot fucking dumbass i'm helplessly in love with tells me about his plan for us to live in heaven and do angel shit when all i wanted was to kiss him under an awning in the rain and slow dance properly and maybe have wild sacrilegous siren-blaring gay sex with him i would've probably just dropped dead from embarrassment and grief and they would've had to scrape me off the floor into a dustpan and empty my remains into a furnace to be incinerated.

#good omens #ineffable husbands #oh my goddd

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#good omens #anthony j crowley #GOD this piece fucks #david tennant #ineffable husbands #crowley

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love dungeon meshi senshi's character design bc when he has the helmet on he looks like a fucking pokemon

and then he takes the helmet off and hes just a guy with a face and forehead and everything

edit:

to me he looks like this

#dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #pokemon #omg… #senshi #shellder

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you gotta be as gay as possible on the computer otherwise alan turing died for nothing

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Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite

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Yellowed Pages - Submitted by @litlebudster

#ECA163 #FFECB8 #998456 #616047 #4D372F

#Halsin bg3 palette

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He asked me when I fell in love with him and I knew it sounded dramatic to say the moment I saw him, so I told him this story of my grandma who had Alzheimer's- she forgot her name and the words for fruit and food, she forgot her address and how to use the washroom, all her life lost to the disease. The only thing she remembered was her son's name and when that began to fade, the one thing she always remembered was that she loved him, even in illness, even in insanity. She saw this 6 foot 2 man with a scrubby beard and she didn't know him but she said she trusted him, she asked him to hold her hand when she died. When does memory end and love begin? All I know is- she loved him before she remembered him.

-Ritika Jyala, excerpt from The world is a sphere of ice and our hands are made of fire

#fave

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I regret to inform you that Discord's new Terms of Service includes an arbitration clause. You can find it here https://discord.com/terms/#16. This clause includes an opt-out, which I have transcribed here:

You can decline this agreement to arbitrate by emailing an opt-out notice to [email protected] within 30 days of April 15, 2024 or when you first register your Discord account, whichever is later; otherwise, you shall be bound to arbitrate disputes in accordance with the terms of these paragraphs. If you opt out of these arbitration provisions, Discord also will not be bound by them.

These clauses are underhanded ways that corporations seek to deprive you of your right to participate in class-action lawsuits and your right to a jury trial. (This does only apply to us users ,other people still spread the word though )

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@voluptatiscausa's fics live in my head rent free, so i did a little scene from chapter 3 of a guarantee and not a promise

see the whole thang on ao3 here!

#good omens #aziraphale #Crowley #ineffable husbands #SOFTTTTTT SOFT AS FUCK

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