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One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

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Klaus really just yeets that cigarette right the fuck out of there

Netflix acknowledging the best scene of the show

#ez speaks

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Lila: Sorry I was late, I was doing stuff

Diego, bursting through the door behind her: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!

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The talking conch scene is so underrated lmao like????

Vanya suggesting they use a shell so they can take turns speaking without fighting

Allison actually taking the shell and talking

Diego going off about how this is stupid and they're all team zero etc etc

Only to be interrupted by Luther because "you don't have the talking conch (:"

Diego being like oh yes ofcourse hold on :)

And then grabbing it and SMASHING it on the wall

The LOOK on Vanya's face like D: while everyone else is like eh, expected this to happen

Talking conch scene

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allison: klaus, i did something terrible.

klaus: don't worry, i have a shovel!

allison: wait, what? what do you think i did?

klaus: it doesn't matter, allison, no one will ever know!

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Anyways Five has seen his family die three times and I would LOVE to dive deeper into how this effects him! In s2 we hear his voice crack a few times when talking about the second apocalypse and obviously his main goal is to save them? I’d love to look into how seeing them die so often in like 2 weeks effects him

I need to see a scene of Five breaking down because no matter what he does he can’t seem to save him family !!!!

Should I write it?!

I’m writing it!!!!!!!!!!!!

Give me a couple days

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That dancing scene: *happens*

The fandom, collectively: Diego gets pegged

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I guess we don't really know what Christopher's personality is like but I'm kind of imagining Klaus rambling to him all the time about different things and carrying him around under his arm and using him as a convenient footstool/drumroll for dramatic effect when needed

Wait y’all remember that character from Avatar the last airbender whose a freedom fighter with jet? Who doesn’t say anything but always makes the characters feel better?!

That’s the cube!

Klaus: I just feel so under appreciated in my family.

Christopher: ...

Klaus: You’re right, as long as I’m confident in my own abilities and self, that’s all that matters. You’re so wise.

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Okay imma be honest I feel like if Vanya causes the apocalypse for a THIRD time that’s on her

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vanya: …ops 😇

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Yo remember when we all said that the scene in India had to be fake because the set looked so bad? Turns out we were just being assholes

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papa five

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Klaus simply vibed, and the world vibed back.

Why does this somehow perfectly describe Klaus as a character

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five: you can’t make everyone like you. you’re not vanya.

diego: not everybody likes vanya.

five: who doesn’t?

diego: what?

five: names, now. give me their names.

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Team Zero is short for: Team Zero Braincells

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T H E U M B R E L L A A C A D E M Y

"My God, it's over?"

"Did we... actually succed at something? That's incredible!"

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and even then, you’d never capture his light (insp)