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I'm sorry my voice is a weapon of evil :(
- Knight, 4/1/2024 10:22pm
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I'M NOT GOING TO BE LIKE "CITATION, NUMBER A HUNDRED: YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ME, SO GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE"
- Knight, 3/21/2024 10:13pm
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so I'm sitting there, tail tucked between my UNPEEING LEGS -
- Knight, 2/6/2024 11:12pm
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“That’s me, the authoro-titty!”
- Hunk, proudly, at 7:33pm 1/10/24
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Hold on, I'm about to commit a cArDiNaL SiN - PSYCH no I'm not!
-Knight, 1/4/2024 5:06pm, about to turn left at a stoplight and then immediately deciding against it when they looked at the map again
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Chivalry is my passion, but stupidity... is what I was born for
- Knight, 10/29/23, 2:08pm, having utterly failed to open the passenger car door because it was locked
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My brain marked it as urgent so out the mouth it went
- Knight, 10/20/2023 10:46pm
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I'm bingle-bangle where you bingle-bangle
- Knight, 8:58pm 10/6/2023
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everything is homoerotic if you're gay
- Hunk, 9/16/23 4:57pm
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Berry: They have questionable dialogue sometimes.
Knight: That's what God says about my life.
7/16/21, 6.20pm
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He's gayer than a brick
-Knight, 7/12/21 12:43am
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I would have BROKEN. I DID BROKEN.
Knight, 3/10/2021 11:15 PM
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He is what some in the community call... sexy.
Knight, 1/31/2021 10:45PM
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“I am telling you this out of the goodness of my pussy he is ugly and cannot get action. [...] My pussy has spoken.” — Knight 1/29/2021 at 11:51 PM
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WIGGLY WONGLY
-Knight, 1/21/21, 10:03pm
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I wanna beeee where the people are... and the people were doing drugs, so I said 'okay!'
Knight, 12/30/2020, 3:23pm
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Hunk: Am I a plate??
Knight: You're not a plate but I'm a phone!!
11/7/2020 12.33AM
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