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It is time to annoy people 😎

#i say like eldie is actually annoying lmao

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@cavaliant​ || Just protect him from his own stupidity Beo :/

“Well...yes - “ He hesitated, almost confused for a moment.

It wasn’t as if he wasn’t aware that everything Beowolf had said was true. And he would never wish to go against Lachesis’s wishes, but...

It didn’t seem right to be protected by someone else. Not when the sword he carried had been forged to protect others. Cowering behind someone else during a battle seemed like a betrayal of every deed that he had been raised to perform.

Beowolf was a fine fighter, but he was someone Eldigan would normally step in front of not invite to fight at his side. It felt - wrong. 

“It just - doesn’t seem right for you to risk getting injured on my account! Not that I think you could not fight well enough, but in the thick of a battle even the most hardened warrior can make a mistake. Besides! You saw how I dealt with those raiders.” His eyes sparkled. “Not one of them made it past the tunnel entrance.”

#so if chagall ends up dead in this au #:/ #bc lachy has no chill #does that mean agustria becomes like all the other countries with holy blood ruling or is it just civil war #i realize that has no bearing at all on anything but its funny to think about :/ #no chagall at last #eldie is gonna feel guilty when beo actually gets hurt : ) #i dont even know if i had a name for this one LMAO #it sjust that baby eldie au :/ #with the wolves as the peanut gallery

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As the Lionheart, protecting people and ensuring harmony are my prime reasons to fight, after all...

feh almost redeemed themselves by giving eldie such good lines in the dance alt 🥺 between this one and his terrible jokes he’s so perfect 

i love him so much he just wants to protect people even when every other noble is corrupt as hell

#i do not acknowledge how terribly inaccurate his og was #ew #they did it with tibarn too #the og is terrible and the alt just nails it #IDK WHY

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cavaliant​:

My friend, your desire Is the bringer of life, the gift of the goddess

My friend the fates are cruel There are no dreams, no honor remains.

#cavaliant #i hate that siggy would be the one to get super into loveless :/ #thanks genesis

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cavaliant​:

What on earth did they teach you in ghost school

Eldigan hogged all the dramatic classes.

#:/ #siggy went fluffy #cavaliant

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"What poise! What elegance!" Oliver is weeping as he watches Eldigan's graceful dance, and, rest assured, he's already clapping for him. "Your skills are as radiant as your golden tresses and fair face, Sir Eldigan. You must forgive me! I am quite overcome. Ahhhh ... what I would give to witness your beauty 'till the end of my days! But I cannot stay forever - my dear bird awaits me back at my mansion."

@of-invisible-ties

For some reason the sound of that unfortunately familiar voice filled him with a sense of dread as he turned around.

Of course he was used to flattery of all kinds as well as its reverse, but the manner in which this man spoke was unsettling in a way difficult to describe.

He shook his head and forced a smile. Such uncharitable thoughts were hardly fair. Perhaps the man was merely ill at ease in social gatherings. One could not fault a man merely for a strange manner of speaking.

"Once again your words are most generous," He said, handing over his handkerchief for the Duke's tears. "But rest assured there is no need to devote yourself to my support. Of course I would understand your need to attend to more pressing matters that demanded your attention."

#ofinvisibleties #he's just like #why #oh wait thats me #://////

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me about to talk about dancing eldie again and then remembering the cursed thing i have in my inbox 😒

#thanks pearl

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eldigan resplendent looking vampiric today king

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the fact that eldigan has to explain that he was joking to you in his alt means that he knows his jokes don’t make sense at least sometimes which means quan and sigurd were like pls stop at some point

#probably quan #asjdlakjsdlakj pls i love dance alts still can't believe i got my dream eldie alt

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of-invisible-ties

but what if oliver was HOSTING the party?

That’s even MORE fake because no one would ever come!!!!!

#not even the other senators would go #ofinvisibleties

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of-invisible-ties

challenge accepted

i literally refuse to accept this

#FAKE!!!!! #OLIVER WOULD NEVER BE INVITED TO A PARTY!!!!!!! #ofinvisibleties

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dancer banner is back i’m in the mood for eldie dance times 🥺 😔 pls let him explain his horrible jokes to you

#i love dancer eldie so MUCH!!!!!! #even his lines are so good to say nothing of his design

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if rika suzukis art is canon (and ofc it is obviously smh) then I think it is wildly funny that eldie is probably strongest by sheer power of the trio but he is quite a bit smaller than siggy

noodles hitting hard is peak aesthetic

#ITS SO FUNNY THO #even his boots are smaller than siggys #and yet he could probably bat him an his horse across agustria if he wanted to

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i forgot to do what i actually came on here to do LMAO

#harass beo what else

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every time i get on this blog i remember that feh made the first half of fe4 lore entirely about siggy and eldie in love and i promptly die never to return

#feh had done like two good things in its life and thats one of them

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Lachesis, I would never leave you. I will not die. I vow to return to your side.

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