Chocolate cream cheese danish
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Quickest way to my heart? Stab wound probably.
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shoutout to when i worked at an extremely poorly managed farm and my boss texted me only “get pig” and wouldn’t respond to attempts to reach him
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how can you eat the fried hearts of something that once was alive and had a beating heart? do you feel any guilt? i hope you do.
please google what an artichoke is
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wheelchairs and canes and glasses and hearing aids and every single other disability aid should be free btw and if you disagree i hate you
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"this too shall pass" well can it fucking get on with it
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ABBOTT ELEMENTARY
3.03 • Gregory's Garden Goofballs
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everyone watching nbc hannibal please remember hannibal lecter is supposed to be an aspirational character to admire and emulate. The point is that he's a protagonist you can relate to and idolise, which is what makes it so good.
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you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea
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Community – 2.21: Paradigms Of Human Memory
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Janine doing heart hands at Gregory! 🥰😭
ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (2021- )
Season 3 | Episode 6 "Willard R. Abbott"
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Eartha Kitt, St. Louis Blues, 1958
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she took the midnight train going anywhere
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loving a very smart piece of media with a very dumb fandom: endless torture
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I think Odysseus is the guy everyone else makes talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.
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the thicker your thighs are the more kittens can lay on your lap
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