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my petty ass after beating Ludwig:

Ludwig: “Good hunter, are the church hunters the honorable spartans I’d hoped they’d be? :)”

Kaldwin (my hunter): “No lol. they’re all stinky hobo garbage men who stink and eat garbage off the floor.”

Ludwig: “I… what??”

Kaldwin: “Asshole, you regained your sanity halfway through the fight. Why didn’t you stop attacking me?? >:(”

Ludwig: “I wished only to die with my honor intact, as a man, not a beast, you understand I’m sure.”

Kaldwin: “You killed me 37 times. Get fucked horse boi.”

Kaldwin: **hocks a loogie and spits on Ludwig’s face**

Simon the Harrowed: “um, I’ll just, put my old boss out of his misery now if you dont mind…”

Kaldwin: *points bloodied Chikage at Simon"

“You end his suffering and I’ll shove this Hepatitis Sword so far up your ass they’ll change your name to Simon the Violated >:|”

Kalwin: *turns to leave, farts on Ludwig’s face, warps back to Hunter’s Dream*

Ludwig: ;-;

Simon: *picks up garbage off the floor and eats it*

Ludwig:

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reblog this and put in the tags your favorite show(s) that got cancelled

#heroes #flash forward #FIREFLY

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Was watching theDeModcracy’s video ranking the Dark Souls 2 bosses (never played much of it) and thought Najka looked similar to the Gravekeeper Scorpions from Bloodborne.

Either they shared some ideas dude to being made at the same time. Or...

IT’S ALL CONNECTED

#Bloodborne #dark souls 2 #scorpions #from software #soulsborne

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Me: I don’t know if I ever want to be pregnant, I’d rather adopt a kid or two that are a bit older

Someone: Are you SURE? Older adoptees present UNIQUE CHALLENGES

Me: We are discussing human beings not digital pets

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I’m with this movement!  

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when people talk about traveling to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small, but barely anyone thinks that they can radically change the future by doing something small.

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Watching old Wrestlemania matches and just thinking.

I think The Undertaker losing to Lesnar and WM 30 is the biggest moment in the entire history of WWE

#wwe #wrestling #undertaker #brock lesnar

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A Master List of Modern Female Musicians People Need to Start Listening To!

solo artists, all girl bands, or female fronted that I think deserve more attention (read: underrated/slept on), separated by genre! I’ll put a 🌈 next to the artist’s name if they are openly (not rumored) queer and/or a ⚡️if they’re a person of color! this list is not finished, so if you see an artist you think should be on this list and/or a mistake feel free to message me!

Alternative

Against Me! 🌈

Alabama Shakes⚡️ 🌈

Alexandra Savior

Banks

Bishop Briggs

Broods

Cherry Glazers

Courtney Barnett 🌈

Elle King

Ex Hex

Gin Wigmore

Glades

Goldfrapp 🌈

Halsey 🌈⚡️

K.Flay

Laurel

LAYNE

Lykke Li⚡️

Mitski⚡️

MØ

PVRIS 🌈

Wolf Alice

Electronic

Alina Baraz

Marian Hill

Peaches 🌈

Purity Ring

Pop

Alessia Cara

Allie X

AURORA

Charlotte OC⚡️

Daniela Andrade⚡️

Daya

Dua Lipa

Georgi Kay

Gia 🌈

Hayley Kiyoko 🌈⚡️

VÉRITÉ

Yuna⚡️

Zolita 🌈

Rap/Hip Hop

Angel Haze⚡️ 🌈

Kari Faux⚡️

Leikeli47⚡️

Miss Eaves⚡️

Mona Haydar ⚡️

Princess Nokia⚡️🌈

Rock

Dorothy

Halestorm🌈

Marmozets

The Pretty Reckless

R&B/Soul

Jorja Smith⚡️

Kali Uchis⚡️

Kehlani 🌈⚡️

Kelela⚡️

NAO⚡️

SZA⚡️

Singer/Songwriter

Gabrielle Aplin

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it just occured to me that I always subconsciously thought that Stephen Hawking was going to live forever

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Casinos are lootboxes for LARPers

#lootbox #gaming #larping

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Just wanna say that I don't understand the concept of marriage or weddings and don't plan on ever getting married or proposing. It wouldn't be fair to the other person if I want fully in on the idea

Protip for men: if marriage is a horrifying concept for you and you think it is an evil trap, do not buy a ring and ask a woman to marry you

#marriage #relationships

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✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* reblog or like if you ever felt like this*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

follow for relatbale original sad shit! i feel like im already dead, i hate everything about myself!

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#bob's burgers #tina belcher #depression

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REBLOG IF YOU SURVIVED OR ARE SURVIVING

It doesn’t matter what you’re surviving, as long as you are surviving and getting better each day

Life

Abuse

Depression

Anxiety

PTSD

Eating disorder/s

Suicidal thoughts/actions

A broken home

Assault

Self-harm

Life-changing injury

A major death

Discrimination

Bullying

Insomnia

Dyslexia

Aspergers

Autism

Dissociation

Other

You can do this, I know you can. I know life is hard, and sometimes it feels like the odds are completely stacked against you, but please don’t ever give up.

#deprecion

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Please signal boost.

The Paul brothers (the guys who filmed the dead body, destroyed public property, caused a massive fire, damaged bystanders ears with their custom car horns, faked abuse of their female employees to defame other youtuber, were super racist to their latinax co-workers and ya know, have been using their fame to rape underage kids) Are now launching a fake ‘youtuber class’ that scams kids out of money. They are selling kids ‘how to become a famous youtuber’ videos for $60 and up. Please let anyone you know who is a fan that they are literally defrauding kids now. They literally have the site charge you $7 and then another $50 after your credit card info is registered. Watch the youtube video in the link to see just how heinous their new site is. It’s almost like they are desperate for more revenue now that youtube is taking action to limit their monetization or something. Fuck them.