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deanna and data criminally underrated dynamic. woman who feels everyone else's emotions acutely and man who doesn't even think he feels his own. sometimes they meet for 9pm milkshakes and have a conversation so effortlessly profound it makes the ensigns at the next table over rethink their whole lives. then 5 minutes later deanna's teaching data the finer points of how to giggle

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Writing fanfiction for Lord of the Rings: I reach back through the decades to take JRR Tolkien’s hand. I will tell the queer story that you could not tell in life, my friend, carefully uncovering a narrative from within the lines of your tale, illuminating the hints and moments of emotion that perhaps even you did not fully understand

Writing fanfiction for Sherlock Holmes: hey Arthur Conan Doyle quick question did you MEAN to create a queer icon or did you just have dinner with Oscar Wilde once and thought 'what if he solved crimes'? I don't really care either way. He’s escaped his enclosure and lives in my brain now. we're having fun

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You know what you REALLY can’t kill in a way that matters? Mint.

#my dad fought the mint plants my brothers grew in the backyeard for years after they moved out

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Thank god they brought back An Amount Of Daylight That Makes You Want To Live. It was getting a bit scary for a minute there.

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post oversharing clarity is on the top 3 for most humiliating experiences ever, and it's not in third place

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shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

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a gun holster is more or less functionally the same as lingerie

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SHERLOCK HOLMES (1984 - 1994) ↳ 3x07 | The Six Napoleons

Listen to this, Holmes: "Come instantly, 131 Pitt Street, Kensington, Lestrade."

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loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

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come over so you can lay on top of me and crush me with your entire body weight

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SHERLOCK HOLMES (1984 - 1994) ↳ 3x07 | The Six Napoleons

The press is a very valuable institution if one knows how to use it.

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god i hate knowing i have stuff to do it's like bearing a curse

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Jeremy Brett as Freddy Eynsford-Hill, My Fair Lady (1964)

#shouts from the rooftop: ELIZA AND FREDDY ENDED UP TOGETHER IN THE ORIGINAL PLAY

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check out fall out boy's 2013 album save rock and roll when you get the chance sound of the summer

#10 years ago??? already?? #hhhhh getting old