kookings

[kookings]

lmao do you even alive here anymore

si! soy dora!

[kookings]

stray kids as tumblr posts (insp.)

[kookings]

SUNE UR ALIVE mommy milkers now.

laics i wish i could but there are tumblr guidelines so hmu on snap instead hahahahahah

#kookings asks #laics village idiot #laics degen #laics bestest cumshot but also bestest writer #dude no but im legit having back problems bcs of them LOL #have to book a doctors apt for my posture </3333

[kookings]

Omg sunny are you alive to answer my ask

unfortunately

#kookings asks #maple tag #why i still breathe is beyond me

[kookings]

soft and endearing 🥺 protect at all costs

[kookings]

thank u for 700 notes homies ☹️❤️

spidey-spidey

sry for the repost my blog was hidden </3

“The itsy bitsy spider may have crawled up the water spout, but I have a broom to wipe your bitch-ass out.”

PAIRING(S) -> jungkook x fem!reader/aspiring author!reader + side yoonmin

GENRES(S) -> college au, neighbors au, friends to lovers au, humor, fluff, suggestive

SUMMARY -> Your neighbor slash crush Jeon Jungkook is exceptional at exterminating bugs from your apartment. And also at kissing you.

WORD COUNT -> 7.8k

WARNINGS -> profanity, lewd language, suggestive content (making out, heavy-ish(but not rly) petting), scientifically and anatomically incorrect depictions of spiders, creepy crawlies, yn is awkward as shit, and she makes bad jokes + puns, then again so does jungkook but he’s cute so we pretend we do not see

AUTHOR’S NOTE -> hello lovelies ♡ so i’ve been working on this oneshot since winter and i finally finally finished it (even tho it’s not that long i just procrastinated rip)!! lowkey inspired by a tik tok!!special thanks to the jk solo staning @chanluster for being the inspiration behind a specific line (you’ll figure it out). oh and also being the inspiration for the bugs you fucking vermin. finally, this fic also qualifies for #11 of @ficscafe ‘s dialogue prompt event!! i hope u enjoy (:

The spider has taken your apartment hostage.

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#acheivements #cannot believe this is still getting notes lol #ty tho this made me v happy (:

[kookings]

LICE 🕷 🐜 🐛

HELLOOOOOOOOO IM SO DEAD ON HERE I JUST RANDOMLY CHECKED TUMBLR TODAY AND STALKED U AND AAW A MF UPDATE AND THEN I SHOWERED AND SETTLED DOWN WITH MY ALC AND NOW I AM SUFFICIENTLY TIPSY SO THIS MAY NOT MAKE SENSE BUT I LITERALLT SENT U MY REAL TIME REACTUON TO THAT CURSED LIKE AND ALSO A PIC OF ME LITWRALLT CRYING BCS U WRITE ROMANCE SO WELL AND LIKE IM SO LONELY AND THIS ACTUALLY CALLED ME FUCKING ALONE IN SO MANY LAMGUAGES IM SO UPSEY 😡😡😡😡 NO BUT LIKE ACTUALLY WHY R U THE BEST WRITER EVER I LOATHE U THE STORY WAS SO GOOD AND FUCK THE FISH THE FISH MADE EVERYTHING URSULA MVP😤😤 BUT LIEK I FULLY THOUGHT URSULA DIED AND THAT WAS ABT TO BE MU 13TH REASON AND THE WAY MC WAS LIKE johnnu i need u now and this mf SPRINTED TO THE HOUSE AND STARTED WORRYING BCS HE THOT MC WAS IN LIKE REAL TROUBLE BIT IT TURNED OUT TO BE THE FISH which fair enough i would have flushed myself down the toilet with that goddamn fish bcs ursula rly made the story like maybe u could make a spinoff that would be so greta like i would be so jappy alice i love u

ANYWAYS ONWARDS TO THE FUCKING SCREENSHOTS AND I HAVE SO MANY AND MY PHONE IS AT MAX STORAGE AND IT KEPT GIVING ME THE NOTIF THAT I WAS LOW ON STORAGE AND I KEPT IGNORING TO TAKE THE SCREENSHOTS BCS I JATE HOW YOURE SO FUNNY HUT ALSO SO AMAZING AT WRITING AND PLOT DESCRIBING LIKE ACTUALLY UNALIVE YOURESELF

THIS SHIT WAS SO CRINGEY AND YET SO CUTE LIKE WHY IS HE ACTUALLY A?? DECENT PERSON?? EVEN FROM THE START?? AND ITS SO RARE TO FIND GUYS LIKE THIS (me knowing this from going to ******* university) BUT LIKE U JUST SET THE MOST UNREALISTIC STANDARDS FOR MEN AND THE FACT THAT I KNOW JOHNNY WOULD GO ABOVE AND BEYOND THESE UNREALISTIC STANDARDS ACTUALLY H U R T S

but also stfu fireball is SO good tell mc to try absenth or whiskey theyre WAAAAAY worse 👍👍

no comment. Absolutely zero thoughts. only rhis image to sharw

so yes.

why are you SO FUNNT chenle is SUCH A MOOD I SHOWED MY ROOMATE THIS TOO AND SHE DIED 😭😭😭😭

at this point im just screen shotting everything funny but also v sad bcs mark embodies me and i am mark and its so sad to admit that but also its so true

ALSO NOT THE BASTKETBALL COACH EMBEZZLING THE DANCE COACH LIKE?? WE LOVE A SMUT FIC WITH?? AN ACTUAL?? PLOT?? GODDAMN????

also this was the part that brougjt tears to my eyes lolololololololokolololollolololololololokolololollolololololololokolololollolololololololokolololollolololololololokolololollolololololololokolololollolololololololokolololollolololololololokolololollolololololololokolololollolololololololokolololol

anygays love u this was so good i actually would spread my legs for u so fast like ur the best love u laics

off the record

❝ go ahead and ask your questions, but i want you to ride my thigh while you do. ❞

PAIRING ▸ johnny suh x fem!reader 

GENRES ▸ smut, fluff, crack, college au, sports au, journalist au, fuckbuddies to lovers

WARNINGS ▸ profanity, sexual tension, lots of teasing and flirty banter, smut (this is so self indulgent), dirty talk, oral sex (fem. receiving), squirting, orgasm denial, praise, kinda degradation, thigh riding, fingering, sex in front of a mirror, steamy scene in a shower, johnny is actually very soft, alcohol consumption, mentions of drugs, ft. annoying best friends chenle, jisung, and mark

SUMMARY ▸ when you get the biggest scoop on one of the sports teams, you’re determined to get in on the front page of the school newspaper. unfortunately, your only lead is the basketball team’s captain, johnny suh, and not only is he a tough nut to crack, but he’s also a little too good at distracting you.

PLAYLIST ▸ good intentions by rini • thinkin bout you by katie

WORD COUNT ▸ 12737 words

TAG LIST ▸ @leeknowsredeyeliner @geniejunn @huangberryyy @greasywall @sehunniepot @yasmini24 @gomjohnny @vantxx95 @jenoxygen @wasssuhjohnny @sadgirlroo @commentgirl @dreamycomets @sokkigarden @nohuyck @epiphany-beom @nachotequilaqueso @chitaphrrrr (+ dunk shot! tag list at the end)

AUTHOR’S NOTE ▸ thank you so much for supporting this series !! this one took a while but it was so fun to write. part of the dunk shot! series but it can be read separately ♡ hope you enjoy !!

ACCORDING TO SOCRATES, YOU WERE POISON TO A STUDENT ATHLETE.

The so-called Socrates in question, named Zhong Chenle, had once told you that if he wasn’t your best friend, he would hate your guts. In the sports world, jocks and journalists didn’t seem to get along very well. Flattered, you responded to your dear friend with your middle finger.

Chenle considered himself real smart, even going as far as to compare himself to one of the greatest philosophers (hence, the nickname Socrates you deemed upon him). Yet, with this vast amount of supposed intelligence, your best friend still couldn’t seem to figure out why you were hovering around Johnny Suh like a fruit fly.

“He knows about the steroid scandal,” you explained calmly. “I just want to find out what he’s hiding.”

Zhong Chenle’s brain decided to translate this into: “I am madly in love with Johnny Suh,” so now, your stupid best friend was convinced that you had the biggest crush on the basketball team’s captain.

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#kookings fic recs #laics village idiot #laics bestest cumshot but also bestest writer

[kookings]

merci beacoup for 600 notes homies even tho im dead on this app i appreciate the endless support 🥺🥺

spidey-spidey

sry for the repost my blog was hidden </3

“The itsy bitsy spider may have crawled up the water spout, but I have a broom to wipe your bitch-ass out.”

PAIRING(S) -> jungkook x fem!reader/aspiring author!reader + side yoonmin

GENRES(S) -> college au, neighbors au, friends to lovers au, humor, fluff, suggestive

SUMMARY -> Your neighbor slash crush Jeon Jungkook is exceptional at exterminating bugs from your apartment. And also at kissing you.

WORD COUNT -> 7.8k

WARNINGS -> profanity, lewd language, suggestive content (making out, heavy-ish(but not rly) petting), scientifically and anatomically incorrect depictions of spiders, creepy crawlies, yn is awkward as shit, and she makes bad jokes + puns, then again so does jungkook but he’s cute so we pretend we do not see

AUTHOR’S NOTE -> hello lovelies ♡ so i’ve been working on this oneshot since winter and i finally finally finished it (even tho it’s not that long i just procrastinated rip)!! lowkey inspired by a tik tok!!special thanks to the jk solo staning @chanluster for being the inspiration behind a specific line (you’ll figure it out). oh and also being the inspiration for the bugs you fucking vermin. finally, this fic also qualifies for #11 of @ficscafe ‘s dialogue prompt event!! i hope u enjoy (:

The spider has taken your apartment hostage.

Keep reading

#kookings achievements #yall abt to make me cry

[kookings]

spidey-spidey is i think top tier, one of the best fics i've ever read, gonna binge your masterlist now muah thank u for writing it

oh my GOODNESS thank u so much bubs! i hope u enjoy the nothing else that’s currently present on my masterlist ❤️

#kookings asks #i literallt only have one (1) fic and then teasers for a fic that i : have not written since july cry #uni has just annihalated me #but thank u this made me smile (:

[kookings]

Sunny the Bunny

Blunny

Plumby

Idk

Been a while me dood

maple 🍁 the staple 📎

i’m late, sorry mate

much has been going on, my days have turned long

but to sum it up, or to be abrupt:

it’s been a while bcs i have been dead

#kookings asks #maple tag #hope u enjoyed my poem it took me 3 mins to think of rhyms #but Yes it’s been so long im sry for dropping off the face of the earth 💔💔

[kookings]

thank u for 500 notes LOL im so dead but hopefully i will be back soon ❤️❤️

spidey-spidey

sry for the repost my blog was hidden </3

“The itsy bitsy spider may have crawled up the water spout, but I have a broom to wipe your bitch-ass out.”

PAIRING(S) -> jungkook x fem!reader/aspiring author!reader + side yoonmin

GENRES(S) -> college au, neighbors au, friends to lovers au, humor, fluff, suggestive

SUMMARY -> Your neighbor slash crush Jeon Jungkook is exceptional at exterminating bugs from your apartment. And also at kissing you.

WORD COUNT -> 7.8k

WARNINGS -> profanity, lewd language, suggestive content (making out, heavy-ish(but not rly) petting), scientifically and anatomically incorrect depictions of spiders, creepy crawlies, yn is awkward as shit, and she makes bad jokes + puns, then again so does jungkook but he’s cute so we pretend we do not see

AUTHOR’S NOTE -> hello lovelies ♡ so i’ve been working on this oneshot since winter and i finally finally finished it (even tho it’s not that long i just procrastinated rip)!! lowkey inspired by a tik tok!!special thanks to the jk solo staning @chanluster for being the inspiration behind a specific line (you’ll figure it out). oh and also being the inspiration for the bugs you fucking vermin. finally, this fic also qualifies for #11 of @ficscafe ‘s dialogue prompt event!! i hope u enjoy (:

The spider has taken your apartment hostage.

Keep reading

#acheivements #i am : so surprised that this happened honesylu #such a fream

[kookings]

SCREAAAM thank u for reccing me 🥺🥺❤️❤️

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#acheivements #fic : spidey spidey #omggg im so happy )):

[kookings]

hiii! i hope this isn’t a bother (feel free to just ignore if you’re uncomfortable) but is the babysitting contract still ongoing?

tbh i have no idea if it’s still ongoing 😭😭 it’s been over a yr since i posted a chap but then again i think i could still write it?? idk it all depends but for now i’d DEFINITELY say its on hold LMAOO

#kookings asks #fic : the babysitting contract #help i hadnt even THOUGHT abt wattpad until i read this ask LMAOO😭😭

[kookings]

Hiii I just wanted to ask when your Jungkook fic would be out ❤️

hihi cutie!! i’m actually not sure unfortunately!! i’m about 20k into writing it and i’d say it’s maybe 2/3 done?? hopefully i’ll have time to finish it before uni starts😭😭😭

#kookings asks #fic : red hot ice #pls i NEED to start writing it again i went on a major writing block spell sob #but i will be at the cotty for this week so hopfully i’ll bang the rest of it out #ALSO SORRY FOR THE LATE REPLY SKSHDHDN

[kookings]

I am so exited for "red hot ice", I can't wait for it to come out!!! 😊

this is INSANELY LATE but im so excited for it to come out toooo 💖💖💖

#kookings asks #fic : red hot ice #help i NEED to get writing it #uni starts soon so i wont have much time😭😭 #but good news is i just got my wisdom teeth out so besides vegging in bed i WILL be writing

[kookings]

I hate bugs and just after reading your fic I found big web and spider outside my window, I don't know why but I called him Spidey and I'm checking on him everyday 😅 I have a bond with him now 😂 but of course I always make sure that window is securely closed cuz I would die from heart attack if I saw him inside of my apartment.

HELP THIS IS SO LATE OMG but that is so adorable and yes PLS make sure that window is bolted shut i deadass think you’d have to move if the spider made it into your apartment 😭😭😭

#kookings asks #fic: spidey spidey #stop it y is that both cute and weird that u named the spider outside ur window after spidey😭😭 #ALSO SORRY FOR BEING SO LATEEEE💔💔💔

[kookings]

#oh #my #word