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Persephone: I love that I make you soft

Hades, sarcastically: Yeah Yeah, congrats or whatever for melting my cold dead heart

Persephone, laughing: I'm VERY proud of that

#Shes back?? #woooaahhh #greek mythology memes #greek mythology #greek gods #lore olympus #hades #persephone #in my fluff era again for no reason in particular....

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Zeus: I'll arrange our security!

Hebe: ...security for a theme park?

Zeus: We're rich and were hot, people want our money and our bodies

Hebe, rolling her eyes: Our money maybe...

Zeus: Speak for yourself, princess

#s: helluva boss #greek mythology #greek gods #incorrect greek gods #greek mythology memes #greek god #zeus #hebe

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Achilles when Agamemnon tried to take away Briseis

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Had a dream I was playing zeus in a stage play or something but I only had one dialogue which was "im gonna put my dick in it"

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Odysseus while he and his men are trapped by the Cyclops

#greek mythology #greek gods #incorrect greek gods #greek mythology memes #greek myths #greek god

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Hermes: Sometimes I want to ask you a question I’d ask a magic 8 ball but I fear the response I’d receive

Apollo: I know you didnt ask, but september 18th, 2024

#Greek Mythology #greek gods #incorrect greek gods #greek mythology memes #greek myth #apollo #hermes

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Interviewer: What do you do for a living?

Hades: I try my best

#greek gods #Greek Mythology #greek mythology memes #incorrect greek gods #hades #persephone #myths #mythology

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Friendly reminder that this blog is pro-choice and if you don’t think everyone should have full control of their own body, then kindly unfollow me right now and go to hell

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Persephone: We call this a traumatic moment

Persephone, looking at Hermes: Not a “bro moment”

Persephone, looking at Ares: Not a “major L”

Persephone, looking at Dionysus: Not an “oof lmao”

#greek gods #greek mythology #ares #hermes #Dionysus #persephone #incorrect greek gods #greek mythology memes #greek myths #greek god #myth #myths

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Ares: I’d fuck tigress from kung fu panda

Hermes: But would she fuck you? Humble yourself

#greek gods #Greek Mythology #greek mythology memes #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek myths #incorrect greek quotes #hermes #ares #greek god #greek myth

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Hera: You’re so self centered

Zeus: Who else am I supposed to be centered on

#zeus #hera #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #mythology #myths

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"I feel like I traded them all to be your golden traitor."

Hera, the angriest goddess in the pantheon 💛

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me: i absolutely love lore olympus it's so good?? Like omg it's a little bit of emotional damage

the said emotional damage:

lore olympus doesn't belong to me it's a webtoon by Rachel Smythe

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Hades: I'm going to bed.

Persephone: It's noon, though?

Hades: Time isn't real

#hades #persephone #greek gods #Greek Mythology #greek mythology memes #incorrect greek gods #greek god #mythology #myths #greek myths #lore olympus #lo hades #lo persephone

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Persephone: When I was small-

Hades: *snorts*

Hades: "Was”

#greek gods #greek mythology #hades #persephone #incorrect greek gods #greek mythology memes #greek myths #Lore Olympus #lo hades #lo persephone #mythology #myths

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 Apollo: If you put another guy’s wiener in your mouth that makes you gay stupid

Hermes: Nuuh

Apollo: Yeah huh

Hermes: Artemis that doesn’t make me gay huh?

Artemis, laughing: That makes you very fucking gay

Hermes: But- Im not gay you guys-

#Hermes: but our socks stayed on the whole time so it doesn't count!! #greek gods #greek mythology #hermes #artemis #incorrect greek gods #greek mythology memes #mythology #greek myths