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kpop-stan23 · 1 year
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Mingi: Once I fix my sleep schedule, start eating healthy, get even more physically fit, beat the innermost thoughts that haunt me, stop procrastinating, learn how to do [car] taxes, and get mentally strong enough to make phones calls it’s over for you bitches-
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kpop-stan23 · 1 year
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Yeosang: My vibes aren't off I am cursed there's a difference
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kpop-stan23 · 1 year
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Hongjoong: i am the victim of emails
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kpop-stan23 · 1 year
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Yunho: In my defense your honor I had really good music on and it made me want to do something evil
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kpop-stan23 · 1 year
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Wooyoung: The lengths I would go to in order to get both attention and avoid it... astounding.
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kpop-stan23 · 1 year
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Seonghwa: Do any sounds annoy you?
Mingi: Real sounds or imaginary sounds?
Seonghwa, curious: Let’s say imaginary.
Mingi: Spiders wearing flip flops.
Seonghwa:
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kpop-stan23 · 1 year
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Jongho: I hate that my first reaction to stress is always “Time To Die” like ok calm down edgelord
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kpop-stan23 · 1 year
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Yunho: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany!
Yunho, earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the sea.
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kpop-stan23 · 1 year
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Yeosang: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?
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kpop-stan23 · 1 year
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Yeosang: No experience is more viscerally humiliating than walking through a heavily populated building with squeaky shoes.
Yeosang, mockingly: Look at me doing my little clown walk across the entire length of the building. Dumbass squeaking noises ringing out with every step.
San:
San: Are you okay?
Yeosang: No I wish I was dead
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kpop-stan23 · 1 year
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Wooyoung: Weatherboy is a derogatory term.
Seonghwa:
Seonghwa: What does this mean?
Wooyoung: Wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy.
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kpop-stan23 · 1 year
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Seonghwa: You have to pick your battles.
San: Well, I’m full of rage and I’m picking all of them.
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kpop-stan23 · 1 year
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Hongjoong: The other day Eden-hyung came into my studio to ask a question, but paused and said “what the fuck are you listening to?”
Hongjoong: I unfortunately had to admit it was a remix of the Wii shop channel music.
Hongjoong, sighing: He hasn’t looked me in the eyes since.
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kpop-stan23 · 1 year
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Wooyoung, to Hongjoong: With all due respect, which is none-
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kpop-stan23 · 1 year
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Hongjoong: Sure, I’m tired.
Hongjoong: Sure, I could go to bed.
Hongjoong: But who wins if I do that? Me?
Hongjoong: Fuck that guy.
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kpop-stan23 · 1 year
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Yeosang: How long does a stick of deodorant last you?
Wooyoung: Usually 3 or 4 bites.
Yeosang: Why do I even bother
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kpop-stan23 · 1 year
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Seonghwa softly, but with a lot of feeling: What the fuck
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