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krakenguard · 9 hours
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@theslowesthnery
Pig #1: *Wakes up*
Pig #2: Hey, you're finally up... I have an idea
Pig #3: Let's run around Mama
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krakenguard · 11 hours
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It belongs in a museum,I think
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krakenguard · 13 hours
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Lord of the rings
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I present to you: this blessed group.
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krakenguard · 13 hours
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The enshittification of the Internet is gaining momentum.
We're on our way back into the fifties and I really think we need a giant meteor at this point.
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krakenguard · 15 hours
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Anyway here’s a poem I wrote about my cat
After “Do not stand at my grave and weep”, author disputed:
Do not stand at your bowl and meow. I gave you food. It’s in there now. I feed you at the dawning light, I feed you at the fall of night. I feed you kibbles mixed with meat And wet food for a special treat. I feed you even though you scoff At all the food within your trough. I feed you and still yet you yell Like as a beast from deepest hell. Do not stand at your bowl and cry. I gave you food. You will not die.
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krakenguard · 16 hours
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krakenguard · 16 hours
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> game made in an engine called "Unreal" > look at graphics > realistic
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krakenguard · 18 hours
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krakenguard · 20 hours
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Not Karl..
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krakenguard · 1 day
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Whenever I see a post talking about how it's okay to steal from huge corporations, when they have shit like self checkout, I always want to jump up and say they have cameras and are collecting your information and you need to be so careful because yeah like they're inflating the prices and running monopolies and price fixing with competitors but everybody is caring about shoplifters more and that's really fucked up, but you also need to consider that Target might be keeping track of every time you don't scan something or intentionally scan it wrong, and just waiting for it to add up to a felony.
Which feels entirely beside the point and almost inappropriate to bring up when the point is that the customer is already a victim of theft, but I feel like there are people encouraging others to do stuff that can absolutely end up with them in jail without mentioning at all that it's a risk.
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krakenguard · 1 day
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krakenguard · 1 day
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Alright guys, my ko-fi commissions are open!
Please be sure to read the TOS on my Ko-Fi page as well! And if you have any questions or concerns, please feel free to DM me!
You can also contact me here on my DMs about requests just the same too!
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krakenguard · 1 day
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the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary
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krakenguard · 2 days
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I'm gonna say it.
It's unhinged to assume that someone's taste in fiction equates to what they believe is moral or good, or is something they want to see or experience in real life.
That is a bonkers assumption to make.
I'm tired of humoring people with long arguments about it when the simple fact is it is a totally fucking absurd reach to accuse someone who enjoys something in fiction of being in favor of it in real life.
I'm tired of pretending like this is a legitimate position to hold-- that they should be afraid of fiction's dire influence on a reader's moral decay or that it's a sign of what the author secretly wants for realsies in real life.
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krakenguard · 2 days
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krakenguard · 2 days
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Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.
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