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Dating Advice from your Local Scorpio

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Try not to think about Hawke doing farm work, shirtless, his shoulders covered in freckles and he's sweating from the hard work as he's planting the fields. (You just failed, didn't you? It's cool. So did Fenris)

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I'll go down with this ship ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

and then they kissed

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Loki x Svaðilfari

Loki: I am not sleeping with you. Last time it resulted in me pushing an eight-legged foal out of my hoo-ha.

Svadilfari: I never said you have to be female ;)

Loki: Well, in that case—

BONUS: A slightly traumatized teen Sleipnir sleeping in the next room.

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Click here for more of my Loki x Svadilfari AU.

In my AU, Svad is a horse shapeshifter, although he spends most time in his Asgardian form rather than his horse form. Their son Sleipnir lives with his father (Svad) in Asgard, and Loki visits them occasionally. Sleipnir is also a horse shapeshifter but prefers to remain in his horse form. Loki and Svadilfari were never in a "relationship", but they are civil with each other and still hook up from time to time. This is one of those times. (RIP Sleipnir's ears.)

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I'm stunned that there aren't more Loki x Svaðilfari posts on Tumblr. Guys THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS CANON IN NORSE MYTHOLOGY!

If you're interested in more Loki x Svadilfari AUs, please check out @lethal-desires, @yourthirdstrike, @incredifishface, and the lovely art of @horsesandbells on IG.

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Tall soft gf x short angy bf

Kiku x Zoro-

it's them!!!

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I SHIP THEM!!! 😍❤

Tall soft gf x short angy bf

Kiku x Zoro-

it's them!!!

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This, is so inspiring, a new fic in my mind is coming soon!

Art trade with fantastic @aivelin !! This Naga + Jotun Loki idea was designed by @aivelin​ Happy Halloween!

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Charles: I just want to hear those three little words.

Erik: I love you.

Charles: That's sweet my dear, but try again.

Erik: ...

Erik: I will behave.

Charles: There we go.

#cherik #erik lehnsherr #charles xavier #x-men #incorrect quotes

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Charles: I do love the rain so much, it reminds me my first kiss with Erik.

Raven: Aw, your first kiss was in the rain...

Charles: No, it was in the shower.

#erik lehnsherr #charles xavier #cherik #x-men #incorrect quotes

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please don’t leak or share his nudes. he’s still a person at the end of the day; celebrity or not he deserves privacy and respect.

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Erik, handing Charles a steamy cup of coffe : Blow

Charles : *Shrugs and get on his knees*

Erik : THE COFFE CHARLES! CHARLES-

#cherik #erik lehnsherr #charles xavier #x-men #incorrect quotes

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I give them that, they don't fear to be brutal asf

Marvel: so how about we put in endgame some gay character that no one cares about and that appears for like 000.1 second and is not one of the protagonists, and that if you are not paying attention you will not see, people are gonna love it.

Dc *sipping a smoothie*: so how about we make John Constantine have a relationship with a man, *gasp* or better yet we make him bottom for King Shark.

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Raven: Charles, you are with Erik?

Charles: WHAT?! NO!

Erik: *walking up ang hugging Charles from behind* Good morning schatz.

Charles: I can explain.

Raven: Go ahead.

Charles: ... I can't explain.

#cherik #erik lehnsherr #charles xavier #x-men #incorrect quotes

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Raven: Listen, Charles, I may have gotten Erik drunk but... he seems a little broken

Charles: ...broken? What?

Raven: Just...watch. Erik, what's your favourite colour?

Erik: Charles Xavier

Raven: What's your favourite plant?

Erik: Charles Xavier

Raven: What's your favourite animal?

Erik: Charles Xavier

Charles: What's your favourite thing to do?

Raven: Charles! No!

Erik: Charles Xavier

Raven:

Charles: Darling, how sweet

#cherik #erik lehnsherr #charles xavier #x-men #incorrect quotes

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Raven, walking into the room: Charles, I need to ask you-

Charles, lying on his bed flustered pretending to read: Er, yes, what you need?

Raven:...

Raven: Is Erik under the bed?

Erik, muffled: No

#cherik #erik lehnsherr #charles xavier #x-men #incorrect quotes

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Erik: Do you mind if I stay at your house tonight?

Charles: You can stay, but your clothes must go.

#cherik #erik lehnsherr #charles xavier #x-men #incorrect quotes

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I LOVE YOU YAYA!!!! I need a DJ about this, a fic, a movie...

“I need to go.”

#cherik #fanart #assassins creed au #fassavoy