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did numbers on twitter again
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This week in "Why is Good Omens trending this time?!" the answer is actually clear for once: the BAFTAs
What will it be next week? We don't know, stay tuned.
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Hey guys! I'm just letting you all know that I won't be active that much today.
Me and a bunch of psychos on Tumblr are celebrating the death of some old Roman politician.
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....but.... why?
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Gee, I thought these people were the ones who were like “If you don’t like it, you can just move to a blue state.”
And now they’re mad the guy is doing just that?
You can’t oppress and discriminate against someone then be mad when they take their highly useful skill elsewhere.
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Buck: All right, there are seven days until the wedding, so we are officially transitioning from the "Month Of" clipboard to the… "Week Of" clipboard.
Eddie: My goodness. They're getting bigger.
Buck: You should see the honeymoon clipboard.
Eddie: Ooh. Is there a section for sex stuff?
Buck: Several. Ordered by physical exertion and time for you to rest so you can still walk around and enjoy daytime activities.
Eddie: I'm so in love with you.
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I am soft 🥺 ❤ (x)
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i love the strange reality of being a human person with a human brain. one time someone said something to me in a foreign language (japanese, which i do not speak) and i automatically responded in a different foreign language (spanish, which i do not speak well) and then we both said "what?" in english, an experience made more surreal by the fact that everyone around us was speaking loudly in canadian french (as this occurred in Quebec)
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WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
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