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#happy things #animals

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NASA advertising "do you want to be an astronaut" to tumblr users surely means something. What have you found out there, NASA? What have you found that you believe tumblr users, specifically, are best equipped to handle?

#well i mean. if they need people who are willing to fuck aliens where else are they gonna find us

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It's dishonest work and it's a lot. And nobody needs to do it

#law school be like

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#mdzs #xue yang #xiao xingception #GOD #i love this i fucking love this. #xy staring at himself in the mirror while getting into his daozhang cosplay!! #like!! this is the closest thing he's been to seeing xxc alive in days months years #the thing he wants the most in life staring right at him! #but like his life in yi city it's all an illusion #it's so easily shattered #UGH #coming out of my hole to scream into the ether about my boyyyyyyyyyyy

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tumblr being all adults nowadays is so funny because my mutuals are either unemployed chainsmokers or Ezra, Bioengineering PHD Candidate at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill

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A phenomenon I’ve seen in fandom with a large central ship is that people will have their shipping goggles activated at such an intensity, they doggedly erase character traits that don’t contribute to pushing forward romance. The two individuals in the relationship are rendered utterly one-dimensional through the loss of any individual aspects of their story or personality that could be interpreted as an obstacle to shipping.

This makes fanon interpretations of the characters boring and uninteresting to read about because they have no character traits other than being in love with their romantic interest. I like shipping as much as the next guy, but I hate fandom-at-large’s tendency to only engage with a story through shipping, and especially to the extent that the characters are barely individuals, and do not exist outside of the central romantic relationship

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"I would kill for you. I would die for you" would you take a break for me? Would you sit down and rest? For a day, a week, a year? Would you let others take care of your needs for me? Would you let yourself be held for me? By me?

#this is so heartwarming and genuine and beautiful #op i hope you’re doing well and resting too

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squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat

#i love opening tumblr #it’s like stepping into an alternate dimension

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i forgot to post this last year so im scheduling it to post march 15th 2024 (it's march 17th 2023 rn)

#ides of march

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#licherally constantly. they’re everywhere here (affectionate)

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be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

#ides of march

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Tumblr on March 15th.

#SOON #ides of march

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#happy things #animals #ride that wave buddy!

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This is something I've been wondering about:

#i mean? my name is in it technically but like. if anyone called me krispycreamsicle on the street i think i'd run away so i mean #i voted yes but also

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“I can be his father.”

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#couple of mirrors #yan wei #xu youyi #yiwei #just two gals being pals

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sorry he bit you. It’s his coping mechanism

#xue yang

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#mdzs #nie huaisang #jin guangyao #this absolutely fuuuuuuuucks!!!!