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I had a dream where someone had in shorts that said “do you sell drumstiques?” printed across the butt in car license font and man I hope that exists somewhere

#LOL #booty shorts #print shorts #weird dreams #can we make this happen #haha

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Happy 2024!! With the number of WIPs I have and my multitude of hobbies I decided this year to try to complete a project every month. This is the first one for the year, January’s complete project: the summer crochet cardigan! 🧶

Pattern: Easy Summer Crochet Cardigan by For the Frills

#next day reblob

[kristollini]

Happy 2024!! With the number of WIPs I have and my multitude of hobbies I decided this year to try to complete a project every month. This is the first one for the year, January’s complete project: the summer crochet cardigan! 🧶

Pattern: Easy Summer Crochet Cardigan by For the Frills

#crochet cardigan #crochet #crochet project #diy #nyr #new years resolution #new years resolution 2024 #project wip 2024 #kristollini crafts

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The icon for Banishment is so funny.

Just get outta here. Leave.

#LOL #THE REBA POINT #BG3 #baldurs gate 3 #banishment spell #you’re so right for this

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To the people that say they hate Gale Dekarios of waterdeep Because he isnt over his ex and he keeps bringing her up, being hung up on his lines comparing you to her and saying ur superior, always mentioning her

Ex. "I love you, much more than myself, more even than mystra, "

Putting aside all the toxic relationship talk and the grooming debate, are you guys aware of what he is actually saying? when he says you put mystra to shame and you make him forget her? What does he actually mean? The magnitude of his words?

MYSTRA IS MORE THAN HIS EX SHE IS HIS GOD !

Yes He is literally telling you "when im with you i forget the god i worship" everytime he talks about mystra its not just an ex to him its his god ....

Like are you guys aware of the magnitude of that?

The fact that if you do the weave magic sex insane wizard scene its literally infront of his god that has asked for complete devotion from him yet he is so fucking bold to do that "right in the palm of mystra" FULLY KNOWING THAT?

Man idk about yall but to me gale is the boldest craziest bitch of them all like its not even that hidden with his story line, his insane mesures he took to try to prove himself , the multiple remarks and comments , him telling you infront of everyone that he wants to have sex with you right out of battle, not hesitating to threaten to incinerate Astarion with a smile on his face to protect you, him not hesitating to give his all with no fear in love and demanding the same type of love and devotion (this is all said in a positive light btw) but to top this all off he is also indirectly telling you he has abandoned his god for you .... The god that gave him his magic.... AND despite all that he is still the gentle loving kind wise strategic guy we know and love so ...

Come on now how can you call this guy half of the shit the haters say about him he is so complex and real full of contradictions and just written SO well

Sigh can you tell he is my fav blorbo lmao

Here have some pics with his romance quotes to remind you how devoted he is to you

#gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #Gale is my BOY #I went into the game thinking I’d be going after Wyll #but this guy swooped in and changed my mind

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Act 3 is heckin’ buggy and it’s pretty much unplayable for me T_T

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #sad

[kristollini]

Ah yes, the dreaded hair-is-regrowing-and-skin-is-peeling-and-itchy phase of a new tattoo

#also #I got a new tattoo! #woohoo! #I call it my tea garden #it’s a half sleeve wrap situation #still gotta go in for another session to add some details but I’m happy with it so far! #personal #tattoos #tattoo healing #tattoo itchy

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I was just trying to finish this mission and get out of the dungeons and oops now it’s 3 AM

#this is about Baldur’s gate #bg3 #Baldur’s gate 3 #personal #lel goodbye my week #it’s okay though bc I got an impromptu week off #aww yiss

[kristollini]

explain ur reasoning in the tags ... :)

#liquid #you can let it flow freely or try to contain it #you need it to live but you can just as easily drown in it #it can be fast and free #but it can also be slow and weighty #love is a liquid

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I can’t fall asleep so I figured I’d mosey on over to AO3 to read myself a bedtime fanfic and then find out that the website is down due to a DDOS attack???? The universe is determined for me to not sleep tonight lel qq gg

#personal #can’t sleep #AO3 #I suffer

[kristollini]

Today Our Life version 1.7.1 went live! It fixed the errors reported for Baxter’s DLC and added a handful of improvements throughout the entire game. If there are any updates beyond this, they will only be to make minor typo fixes. Our Life has reached a definitive state of completion after almost three years!

To celebrate finally reaching this point, we had one last promo image made 💚

Thank you all once more for the kind messages and feedback over the dozens of months of development. It was an incredible experience. And though Our Life: Beginnings & Always won’t get further DLCs, GB Patch Games will still be around to make new stories (like that upcoming Patreon bonus event)! We hope to see you around again sometime.

Steam Page (Windows/Linux)

Itch.io Page (Windows/Linux, Mac, Android)

GOG Page (Windows/Linux)

Our Life:

A nostalgic visual novel where you design your own character and grow from childhood to adulthood with the lonely boy next door. Create an experience that’s all your own in this near-fully customizable, choice-heavy story.

#our life #our life beginnings & always #cove holden #my beloved #visual novel #dating sim #ahhh my beautiful ocean boy

[kristollini]

Taiwanese fried chicken + roasted sweet mini peppers + soy scallion noodles

#food #yummy #Taiwanese fried chicken #Asian food #dinner #kristollini cooks #homemade food

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Did my first crafty exchange! I crocheted an adventure raccoon amigurumi (raccoon pattern found here) and freehanded a hat and satchel! In exchange, my coworker made me an awesome wooden pirate pen!

Super fun, 10/10 would exchange again 🫶

#amigurumi #crochet #cute #raccoon #fantasy #adventure #trash panda #craft exchange #kristollini crafts

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#LOL #yes #is true #writing #writing humor

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Hey @staff? :) H E L P ((Shoutout to my Patrons for supporting this animated sh*tpost!))

#LOL #yes #plz halp #bots #animation #video #funny #this is the world we live in #qq

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am i wrong

#ouran host club #ouran high school host club #well exqueue me #funny #haruhi fujioka #hikaru hitachiin #kaoru hitachiin

[kristollini]

Fun fact: Every week, my partner and I get boba on Wednesday as a midweek midday pick-me-up and have denoted it “Boba Wednesday” ❤️🧋

#boba #milk tea #fruit tea #boba tea #I love boba #boba poll #drink poll #pick your drink #fun poll #green tea #coffee #these are all drinks that I rotate between