Alex: clumsy, 27, probably too old for this and living one big post grad problem. Usually in Ohio, elsewhere as often as possible. Lover of animals, vodka and red wine.
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Don’t let this splinter your spirit, it’ll be all right.
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MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS. THOSE ARE LOTS OF COOKIE CRUMBLES. BUT IT LOOKS FUCKING REAL. I ATE THIS IN A RESTAURANT. I RECIEVED WORRIED STARES FROM OTHER PATRONS AS I FEASTED UPON FUCKING CAT POOP. MY BABY SISTER REFUSED TO LET ME EAT THE TOOTSIE ROLLS BECAUSE SHE WAS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CONVINCED IT WAS POOP, SHE RIPPED IT OUT OF MY HANDS AND THREW IT BACK IT THE PAN.
“SISSY!” SOMEONE WAS LOOKING ON HORRIFIED AS SHE GRABBED THE DISTURBING LOOKING CANDY OUT OF MY HAND. “DONT EAT POOP SISSY!”
a li tter box cae k„
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me: watching nanette, expecting to laugh for the next hour
me, 1 hour later: crying for the 4th time while watching this “comedy” special
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Reading Company (RDG) 4-8-4 steam locomotive 2102 on Mahoning Creek Bridge on the Pittsburg and Shawmut Railway (P&S), near Kittanning, Armstrong County, Pennsylvania, Autumn 1972 (by Ivan S. Abrams)
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I used to hate sleeping because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours but now I love sleep because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours
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Title: Netsuke of Two Rats
Artist: Okatori
Date: early 19th century
Origin: Japan
Medium: Ivory, horn
Size: H. 1 in. (2.5 cm); W. 1 9/16 in. (4 cm)
Source: The MET
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