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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

#clare

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redesign for lesbian visibility week 🩷🧸🫶

click for quality (my shop) (instagram) (tip me) (shirts)

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#dungeon meshi

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a gentle fact about this world is that people will want to help you. a cruel fact about it is that you do have to put on your big boy pants and open their contact on your phone and say some human words to ask them for it

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i think that sometimes the best thing that you can do is remind yourself that there are beaches. lakes, rivers, and ponds. there are forests. little woods and meadows. there are canyons. gullies and mountain cliffs. there are rainy days. dry spells and scorching blue skies. that the world turns. changes as much as it repeats. that feeling slow today won't stop tomorrow's high tide. won't make july's blackberries any less ripe

#writing

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Живу не тужу, выкладываю старый артик по балладе, потому что могу

#maladict #discworld #monstrous regiment #terry pratchett #my babyyyy

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Saturn Devouring His Son, Me, BALLOONS, 2021

#HELLO

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It's dangerous to go alone, take this

#sarah #BABY STURGEONNNNN

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they call me byecurious yhe way im always a little interested in leaving👋

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Thank you Sir Terry Pratchett for Magda Tonker Halter

#monstrous regiment #discworld #tonker halter #her <3

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If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

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bouba and kiki

#*nods* bouba and kiki #tlt #coronabeth tridentarius #ianthe tridentarius

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just put laundry in the washer. there better not be any wet laundry after this

#one must imagine sisyphus doing laundry

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first time taking a crack at Hotsauce

#tlt #ntn #everyone else can have a horribly tragic ending but i need a happy ending for hotsauce #or to never see her again so i can plausibly imagine a happy (enough) ending for her

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imagine if you lost your job at being yourself. so you kind of fucked off for awhile, and all of the aspects of being you were picked up by other stuff. and then you beat the asshole who was taking over being you, so you go back to being the guy that is you. except, the bit of you that deals with rats decided to stay its own separate personality and also looks like a little rat version of u. this is what happened to DEATH in reaper man.

#discworld #terry pratchett #death #discworld death #reaper man #death of rats #SQUEAK.

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L + ratio + when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night with your head in your hands you're nothing more than his wife