before twitter goes, here’s my favorite tweet of all time
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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus
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Tumblr will say “here our algorithm predicts you’ll wanna see this” and it’s a long post about the lore compliance and continuity of the Amazon Fallout show written by my actual IRL boyfriend
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kitten i have to be honest your misunderstanding of what 'death of the author' actually means is getting embarassing and mommy would prefer if you posted less or maybe attended some classes on literary analysis
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can someone please send me that post abt washing your sheets "climb in my brothers"
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do you think they know
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:)
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remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called
hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns
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