kryptidkae

[kryptidkae]

@teddyzynski same energy

every day i think about how i accidentally outed myself in high school by showing my friends a sweet text from my “boyfriend” that read something along the lines of “good morning, i love you, i know you’re going to the beach with your friends today so be sure to wear sunscreen” and they thought that was too nice of a thing for a man to ever say to a romantic partner so they figured out that my “boyfriend” was a woman. the bar is in the earth’s core

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#hozier #NEW HOZIER????? #TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT????? #all things end

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My Chemical Romance’s The Eden Project (05/16) Setlist

#mcreden #the eden project #my chemical romance #my chemical return #mcr #mychem #my chemical romance the eden project #the eden project (05/16)

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okay which is the all time best oscar moment will smith clocking chris rock on international television or the 2017 la la land / moonlight debacle

#the oscars #the oscars 2022 #2022 academy award nominations #2022 academy awards #2022 oscars #will smith #chris rock #moonlight #la la land

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i say “all good things” to a lot to clients at the end of tough sessions to remind them good things are coming. a client showed me her new tattoo today, “all good things” written in elegant script on the wrist where she used to cut. i am going to fling myself into the sun

#therapy #mental health #mental health counselor #therapist #therapists of tumblr #clinical mental health counselor #sh tw

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when sidney gish said “married to personified business casual khakis” and when COIN said “you’re some old man’s new trophy, locked up in some house in new jersey”

#sidney gish #presumably dead arm #coin #malibu 1992

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#harry potter #tom felton #hp #draco malfoy #terf #jk rowling #jkr #j.k. rowling

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happy thanksgiving

#thanksgiving #turkey day #meme

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peppermint patty from the charlie brown holiday specials is transmasc i will not be accepting criticism at this time

#transmasc #lgbtqia #lgbtq #peppermint patty #charlie brown #peanuts #lgbtq+ #a charlie brown thanksgiving

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accidentally listen to lordes version of swinging party i’ll see you all in the next life

#lorde #swinging party #solar power

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evil hozier be like There Is A Plan

#hozier #no plan #evil hozier #wasteland baby #wasteland baby! #meme

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bro they found the zodiac killer before brian laundrie 😐

#the zodiac killer #brian laundrie #true crime #serial killers #serial killer #gabby petitio

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lorde really out her whole pussy into writer in the dark

#writer in the dark #lorde #melodrama #solar power

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just watched this new industry baby video. y’all think this lil nas x fellow might be gay?

#industry baby #lil nas x #montero #call me by your name #cmbyn #montero call me by your name #montero cmbyn

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#inside #bo burhnam #bo burnham inside #ben wyatt #parks and rec #parks and recreation #welcome to the internet

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watching the conjuring movies post- religious deconstruction is like watching a little kid open presents on christmas after learning that santa isn’t real

#religious deconstruction #deconstruction #catholiscism #the conjuring: the devil made me do it #the conjuring #the conjuring universe #annabelle

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john mulaney getting sucked into the chris pratt “nice guy experiencing personal trauma divorces hot wife and embraces fundamentalist christianity” pipeline

#john mulaney #chris pratt #olivia munn #anna marie tendler