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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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#I love how mixed corgis just look like corgis cosplaying as the other breed

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old German lady gave me acupuncture today

she lifted up my shirt, saw my top surgery scars, and immediately went "WHOA! What caused THIS?"

my fellow comrades, it took every atom of my strength not to just say the funniest lie I could think of on the spot.

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#honestly fuck you #I’m as melonphobic as it gets #fuck honey dew fuck cantaloupe and honestly fuck watermelon as well

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#I turn 40 in six weeks eek

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You know, I know of a cult that asks something similar of their followers.

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Tbh at first I thought this was about the housing crisis

Unfollowing bc you called rent mediocre

I just think the AIDS crisis has been explored in a more interesting fashion in other pieces of media

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"you do not owe friends instant responses to every social message, and anxiety over not receiving the same is something for the anxious person to work on, not your responsibility to totally change for"

AND

"you have to put some effort into friendships, which can include open communication with your friends about how to make both of you comfortable re: messaging. expecting other people to do ALL of the work ALL of the time, in terms of getting in touch and carrying on the conversation, may make them feel ignored and/or and leave"

are ideas that can and should coexist

#I have a lot of feelings about the second one

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I actually like Lone Star more than OG but I love them both.

You’re going to LOVE TK and Carlos. It’s hard for me to pick a favorite character tho

Also I love this 9-1-1 discussion I’ve watched it for seven years and no one really to talk to about it but I also love Lone Star and I’m sad I have to wait until November for that.

omg!

I haven't watched Lone Star (yet) but I may try it out at some point. I know Liv Tyler is in the first season and she is one of my top crushes of all time. What's preventing me from holding off on it is that I've heard it isn't as ensemble focused - I love that about the OG 911 show.

I started 911 during the 2020 pandemic lockdown and got briefly obsessed but got pulled in other fandom directions after I'd caught up with the seasons that'd been released. Dropped in and out randomly for a year or two afterwards, then started catching up with old eps and watching the new eps on ABC over the past couple months in earnest.

I'm glad I did, because I'm so so so happy for them getting to make Buck queer <3 it's so so so fitting for the character!

I just - it's such a fun ridiculous emotional feel good show! I love everyone in this firehouse and call center!

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#willow nightingale #kris statlander #aew #aew dynasty #loves of my wrestling life #wrestling

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You could say Tommy made him…….buck heterosexuality.

I like that they kinda made Buck so much of a himbo he didn’t realize he was bi until that moment—and then he just went with it.

pure of heart, dumb of ass

honestly, i would have gone with it at the moment if i were him, tommy is one handsome man

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Not gonna say it again

#I want to know more

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I’m getting married two weeks from today.

The invitations went out a few months back and now the RSVP’s that are going to come in are in, so the guest list is being finalized.

I’d be lying if I didn’t say I wasn’t nervous. I’m not one for standing in front of crowds or at least not when all the attention is ON ME!

That’s not to say I’m not excited. I love Michal and I’m ready to start my life with her.

The thing that stings is that, despite asking my father’s family for their addresses so I could invite them, they never bothered responding. So I had no place to send invitations.

The backstory is, since my father died when I was six, I was mostly raised without that side of my family, save a visit to my uncle when I was maybe…7? 8? Ever since then it was just my mom. I was mostly raised without that side of my family.

Well a couple years ago, I found my aunt, uncle, and my uncle’s kids on Facebook. My aunt and uncle along with my (male) cousin added me. I messaged them for their address and no answer. I know they saw it too. Idk it just hurts to think your family doesn’t really give a shit about you.

#mind vomit

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Mf ain’t done nothing wrong, he’s just a silly goose

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Really is hard to remember that pepe wasn't originally political at this point

#I genuinely miss Pepe #I loved Rare Pepe’s like Pepe Minaj #or the legendary We Poppin The Biggest Bottles Pepe #but now he’s a Nazi dog whistle #I hate that so much