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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

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#whats not clicking

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talking to your pet is like

stinky (affectionate)

idiot (affectionate)

pet’s actual name (derogatory)

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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

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youve heard of missionary position. now get ready for MERCENARY position

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what if horses were super tiny and weighed half a gram and had dozens to hundreds of horse babies at a time and were known for infesting orchards and eating all the apples. would you care about them

I would bake them into a pie

#seahorse

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Was searching under rocks in my yard for the first time this year and saw a relative of The Worm!!!!! Felt like seeing a celebrity in public

it’s worm

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I wanna try gouache

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#oh well. not gonna let that ruin my day