kuwei-the-alright

[kuwei-the-alright]

JEFF!!

A boob, vagina and asshole are debating who is the greatest of the three.

Boob: I produce milk for babies and I am attractive to the opposite sex.

Vagina: That’s nothing, I give birth to babies and can accommodate the opposite sex.

                                                                           … … Why are you still scrolling down? It’s your turn to speak.

[kuwei-the-alright]

@frustrated-ginger this you?

I was told I’ll never be good at poetry because I’m dyslexic.

But so far I’ve made 3 jugs and a vase and they are lovely.

[kuwei-the-alright]

WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT THE NAME JEFF

For extra cash consider robbing sex offenders.

Their address is easy to find, and they can’t own guns.

Only downside is politicians usually have good security.

[kuwei-the-alright]

Ah, eye sea

The existence of ground beef implies the existence of air beef

[kuwei-the-alright]

The existence of ground beef implies the existence of air beef

#mayhaps water beef? #fire beef? #The Avatar of Beef?

[kuwei-the-alright]

FUNNY LITTLE HATS

super looking forward to the Among Us movie adaptation

[kuwei-the-alright]

I said what I said

@unbrekker was a theater kid

Change My Mind

[kuwei-the-alright]

I speak language of shoes

[kuwei-the-alright]

@unbrekker was a theater kid

Change My Mind

[kuwei-the-alright]

where is that cat with the kind and reassuring face

[kuwei-the-alright]

*Kaz

Not kazoo kid

You know what? No, no? No. Fuck this, fuck you, and especially fuck your great aunt sally.

@unbrekker wash your fucking hands. I know you love your “Dirtyhands” moniker, but that is seriously unsanitary.

[kuwei-the-alright]

BABY?!?? WHERE IN THE MOTHERFUCK DID KAZZO KID GET A KID?!?!? PUT IT BACK!! KIDNAPPING IS A FELONY!!!

You know what? No, no? No. Fuck this, fuck you, and especially fuck your great aunt sally.

@unbrekker wash your fucking hands. I know you love your “Dirtyhands” moniker, but that is seriously unsanitary.

[kuwei-the-alright]

X to doubt

You know what? No, no? No. Fuck this, fuck you, and especially fuck your great aunt sally.

@unbrekker wash your fucking hands. I know you love your “Dirtyhands” moniker, but that is seriously unsanitary.

[kuwei-the-alright]

Still a simp

nikolai is gina linetti your female clone or something because you two are so alike it hurts

also when are you gonna show up in the s&b tv show

Oml everyone’s calling me out like that-

Maybe? Maybe not?

Uhhhhh I might have dressed up as her for Halloween for a few times-

Good things take time darling, wait for the reveal and you’ll be pleased-

[kuwei-the-alright]

They’re not wrong

I just find it funny that they chose the very very gay man to represent the very very Inejsexual simp

nikolai is gina linetti your female clone or something because you two are so alike it hurts

also when are you gonna show up in the s&b tv show

Oml everyone’s calling me out like that-

Maybe? Maybe not?

Uhhhhh I might have dressed up as her for Halloween for a few times-

Good things take time darling, wait for the reveal and you’ll be pleased-

[kuwei-the-alright]

I don’t believe you…

You know what? No, no? No. Fuck this, fuck you, and especially fuck your great aunt sally.

@unbrekker wash your fucking hands. I know you love your “Dirtyhands” moniker, but that is seriously unsanitary.

[kuwei-the-alright]

I don’t give a shit, WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS

You know what? No, no? No. Fuck this, fuck you, and especially fuck your great aunt sally.

@unbrekker wash your fucking hands. I know you love your “Dirtyhands” moniker, but that is seriously unsanitary.

#grishatube #kuwei yul bo #kuwei #rat