My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
I was telling a colleague about moving to Hong Kong for next year and how I would struggle to pack everything I want to take and her legitimate advice to me was- "You know what you should do.. just get yourself a pair of knitting needles! That way they take up almost no room and you can make whatever you need." ............ I can't even KNIT, joining a research project will be a breeze and in the meantime I'll just learn to knit myself A WHOLE NEW WARDROBE (and obviously what I want most is knitted EVERYTHING) And after solving the 'I can't even knit' problem with magazines and YouTube video suggestions her whole idea was shattered when she was like "BUT WAIT, I don't know if there are actually sheep in Hong Kong!" Couldn't even cope to keep a straight face, too much too much
alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy
brace yourselves
so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first...