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Every Nightmare on Elm Street Movie

Main character: Ok you just need to watch me sleep and wake me up if I start having a nightmare. You’re not gonna fall asleep, right?

Side Character:

#nightmare on elm street #freddy krueger #nancy thompson #jesse walsh #ron grady #nightmare on elm street freddy’s revenge #horror #horror movies #classic horror #wes craven #1428 elm street

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#x files #dana scully #fox mulder #the x files #bi panic #hulu #fbi #gillian anderson #david duchovny #chris carter

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I love horror movies, they’ll really walk into a public bathroom not check to see if anyone is in the stalls and be like “Hey, remember that person we MURDERED? Good thing no one knows about the MURDER. We’re so good at getting away with MURDER.”

#horror #movies #horror movies #sorority row #scream #pll #pll isn’t a horror movie but still #slasher movies #people are dumb #scream queens

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Every court scene on SVU

Defense Attorney: Miss. Micheals is it true that when you were five you stole a dollar from your mother’s purse to feed a starving homeless man

Victim: Yes

Defense Attorney: So as a dirty little thief, wouldn’t you agree that you deserved to be set on fire and thrown off a cliff?

#law and order svu #svu #court #olivia benson #alex cabot #casey novak #dick wolf #nbc #law and order #dun dun

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#macbeth #shakespeare #memes #shakespeare memes #macbeth memes #william shakespeare #the scottish play #scotland #the witches #literature memes #lit memes #classic lit memes #nerdy memes

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"i can't believe you're having bbc merlin brain rot in 2022" i can. i absolutely can. this is my emotional support brain rot. what about this is hard to believe. you expect me to just grow out of it? baby girl i am in it for life at this point. ride or die. go big or go home. i wasn't using this brain for anything special go ahead and rot it

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One time I heard a country song against my will that said and I quote “I made yager bombs in my yeti cup,” and I have not known a day of peace since.

#country #tiktok #countrysongs #kurtis conner #if i had to hear it so do you

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Gaius: I’m at a loss for words

Merlin: Despite being at a loss for words, Gaius yelled at me for another 45 minutes.

#merlin #incorrect quotes #meme #merlin memes #merlin bbc #bbc #gaius #gaius and merlin

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The sex lives of college girls is super realistic, not because it’s anything like my freshman year of college was, but because all of the guys in it are complete assholes except like two.

#the sex lives of college girls #mindy kaling #hbo max #college

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Camilo: So, I hear you’ve been asking about Bruno.

Mirabel: Yeah, but you know we’re the same age so I don’t think you’ll remember anything I don….

Camilo, who’s been waiting years for this moment with props and choreography at the ready:

SEVEN FOOT FRAME

#encanto #camilo madrigal #mirabel madrigal #he’s the other family actor #bruno madrigal #we don’t talk about bruno #disney #disney plus #la familia madrigal #he’s such a drama queen and i love it #he’s my favorite

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I’ve watched Encanto twice in the last two days and I’ve started developing this theory that Mirabel is actually the result of her father having an affair, and that’s why she doesn’t have a gift. And, out of pride the family hid it from everyone including Mirabel. The only grandkids who know are Isabella and Delores, Luisa was too young to notice what happened and that’s why she always treats Mirabel like a sister and Isabella doesn’t (until the end). And, the movie is actually about realizing that family is more than blood. But, the problem is

Augustin would never.

#encanto #mirabel madrigal #madrigal family #la familia madrigal #disney #disney plus #alma madrigal #luisa madrigal #delores madrigal #isabella madrigal #augustin madrigal #fan theory

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Adventure Time as text posts, but it’s just Marceline

#adventure time #cartoon network #marceline the vampire queen #marceline abadeer #finn the human #jake the dog #princess bubblegum #text posts #meme

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Merlin: Gaius, you love me right?

Gaius: ….

Gaius: Normally I would say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going in a direction I won’t like.

#incorrect quotes #merlin #bbcmerlin #gaius #camelot #incorrect merlin quotes #meme #merlin meme #netflix #bbc #colin morgan #gaius and merlin

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Gravity Falls + Text Posts

#gravity falls #disney xd #alex hirsch #text posts #dipper pines #mabel pines #stan pines #pacifica northwest #lil gideon #soos #soos ramirez #spooky season #pines family #mystery shack #gravity falls oregon

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Reposting again because this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

Merlin: Criminal record? I don’t have a criminal record! The only illegal thing I’ve done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor!

Merlin:

Merlin: Just kidding! I have magic and I murder people.