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Australia: I too like eating pasta al dente. *Proceeds to eat raw spaghetti*

#aph australia #hws australia #source: original content

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America: Fran! What does this sentence mean?

France: *reads with his glasses because he's old man* Il n'y a pas un chat? It means There's no cat. It's an expression meaning There's no one here.

N. Italy: really? In Italian we say "non c'è un cane". There's no dog.

America: Amazing.

America: you guys have no cats and dogs. We stole them for the rain.

#aph france #hws france #aph america #hws america #aph north italy #aph veneziano #hws north italy #hws veneziano #source: my discord server #it was a while ago #big shout out to tako

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If you receive this, you make somebody happy! Go on anon and send this to 10 of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. If you get one back, even better <3

:) <3

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France: Did you know that Scots is a language because they decided it so. A bit like Portuguese is a language instead of Spanish. Portugal: Excuse YOU! Portuguese is completely different than spanish. Spain: a little bit. but I think France got a point. Portugal: *grabs Spain by the collar* Say ã, Antonio. Spain: 😰 Portugal: SAY IT. SAY Ã France: *laying seductively* an Portugal: *throws Spain at France* Shut the fuck up. I hate both of you.

#aph france #aph portugal #aph spain #hws france #hws spain #hws portugal #source: original post #Ã is a nasal vowel and french also has that nasal vowel (and many more) and is written “an” or “en”

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dont drink coffee if you don't absolutely need to man, i can just about stand it but i only drink it out of necessity, stay with your teas and stuff bc 🤌tea

reply in my other blog

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Spain: :(

France: what's wrong, mon ami?

Spain: I don't understand why for some people, being gay doesn't pass well.

France: You just need more vaseline.

#aph france #hws france #aph spain #hws spain #source: Miss Jacqueline on tiktok

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France: so today we learnt that adding "ette" at the end of words mean...

America: little!

France: excellent. Can you give me an exemple?

America: yes! A small salope is a salopette!

France:

Note: salopette is a overall and a salope is a whore.

#aph france #hws france #aph america #hws america #amazing

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France: so today we learnt that adding "ette" at the end of words mean...

America: little!

France: excellent. Can you give me an exemple?

America: yes! A small salope is a salopette!

France:

Note: salopette is a overall and a salope is a whore.

#aph france #hws france #aph america #hws america #source: original content

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England: Knowledge is power. that's why I'm not letting anyone have it.

#source: callmekevin #aph england #hws england

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<3

hehe friend

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Japan: I have no energy.

America: you should come to my place. I have energy at home.

America's energy at home:

#aph japan #aph america #hws japan #hws america #ameripan #aph ameripan #hws ameripan #source: original content

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So tumblr's a lil bitch and apparently I accidentally unfollowed you? Weird and homophobic.

homophobic indeed

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Spain: “My house produces lots of extra virgin olive oil!”

Portugal: “How? You’re a slut.”

Spain: >:(

#aph portugal #aph spain #he's not wrong

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Romano calling Spain: Wanna come over?

Spain: I can't. No tango pasta*

Romano: *screams to the other side of the house* Feli! Bring the bastard some pasta!

*no tengo pasta in Spain means they're broke.

#aph south italy #aph romano #aph spain #hws south italy #hws romano #hws spain #source: original content

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North Italy: Austria used to tie me to a tree with a sign that said "Do not feed pasta"

South Italy: I give you pizza

North Italy: Grazie Romano~ You love me after all?

South Italy: No fuck you! I'm only doing this to be a jerk to Austria.

#aph north italy #aph south italy #aph veneziano #aph romano #hws north italy #hws south italy #hws veneziano #hws romano #Source: Me and Jelly

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France: Everyone is so mean to me. 😞

England: You're french. that's on you.

#aph france #hws france #aph england #hws england #source: original content

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America: Do you eat turkeys at Christmas? What's turkey in German?

Germany: Pute

France: You eat whores at Christmas??

#aph america #aph germany #aph france #hws america #hws germany #hws france #mature for France #source: inspired by me and my wives