there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with
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i've defeated mental illness (took a shower and made my bed)
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youtuber with a beard merch be like *silhouette of a beard*
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I was right.
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People are so wishy-washy these days. No one wants to take oaths and blood pacts anymore.
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Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn
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"that's my girl" bro say it again and i'll suck the soul out of ur dick
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“clichés are bad” ok then explain showing up bloody or bruised outside your enemy’s door because you didn’t know where else to go
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none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?
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my possible career choices:
cloud
flower
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there’s no rule as to how big or how small you’re allowed to dream. if you just want a small home and an orange kitchen and four cats that’s just as reasonable of a goal to work for as a big new york penthouse. and if all you really want is a simplistic career that isn’t the center of your life then that’s just as valid as dreaming of becoming a famous fashion designer or ceo. i know everyone keeps urging you to dream big, but dreams can be as simple and small as you want. they’ll always be valid. you decide how you want to live and what kind of life you want, no one else.
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at your wifes house rn😏 she hitting me with a broom
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A strong independent dog who don’t need no man
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Hope all of you who wanted it to be cold again are proud of yourselves
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