ladybug187

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you know that feeling when you wanna contribute something to the conversation?but then you’re like nah because it just doesn’t feel like enough to justify you adding.yea that feeling stinks.

#big mood #not funny enough #i just wanna add to the laughs man

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vampires....but every time they bite someone, it sounds like crunching an apple

#vampires #apples #crunchy crunch #munchie munch

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I want to be on Dancing With the Stars, but like, when I’m really old so people excuse my bad dancing and chock it up to age.

#dancing with the stars #dancing #funny

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I wanna marry someone famous, but not like movie star/singer famous. More like professional baseball player famous.

#them legs tho #and dat ass #that sweet baseball butt

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I think a lot about how when the parents of the little girl I babysit asked if I smoked/vaped, they instead of me just saying no, I emphatically went on about how I don’t and don’t understand smoking, etc.

.....then later saw their vape pens.....

#oops #no wonder they glanced at each other after my answer #dang judgemental little white girl #they probably forgot but i can’t #boi #save #me #from myself

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So I'm at the McDonald's window paying for my food, and this guy has the NERVE to tell me to have a good week ... Okay, Greg, you know as well as I do that you're gonna be seeing my ass here long before next week ordering the same thing. You can't escape me as long as you have those salty fries of goodness.

#i stay at mcdonalds #junk food #you know me greg

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The music is what gets me because just slight wrong

Is this what hell looks like

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My kink is cooking in front of my friends who know which knife is made for what and forcing them to watch me use the wrong one for the wrong thing

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Sometimes people will ask me things like “Oh no! I had a sexy dream with someone I’m not attracted to! What does it mean?”

Chances are, absolutely nothing. Sometimes your brain just churns out garbage because it can. Don’t worry about it.

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hey tumblr witches can one of yall teach me to cast fireball so i can kill my boss

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well i’ll be damned

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Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993)

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Big mood

People always talk about how crazy a dystopian world would be but I’ll be real, we’re already a solid 23% dystopian

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Me: *posting cute photos of my happy child and I doing cool things online*

Also me: *sitting on the floor at 1am eating leftover takeout with a pile of laundry needing to be folded on the bed next to child*

#momlife

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Not everyone can have good eyebrows, some of us have to be fake

#drawnoneyebrows #I'm fake af #no brows #funny

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*watching Barbie Swan Lake* *5yr old points at Odile* I like her. Me: I dont. 5yr old: Why? Me: She's evil. 5yr old: I like her. Me: Thats because you're evil. 5yr old: Yep.