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Stupid random poly vees headcanons

Vox loves chocolate chip eggo waffles and chocolate chip mini muffins, he refuses any other type of muffin and it's rare to see him eating any other type of waffle.

Velvette likes pancakes, doesn't really care what type of pancakes but she refuses to use Pearl Milling Company (formerly Aunt Jemima) syrup she'll only use an expensive type of "real syrup"

Valentino is extremely easy, ceral, waffles, pancakes, doesn't matter, give it.

Vox absolutely LOVES bacon, so when bacon is made most of it ends up on his plate, the others will take a few pieces for themselves but yeah, Vox gets the lions share.

Vox has weird tastes in video games and tends to just chase the serotonin. He has action games (not usually shooter style), story, exploration, sandbox, even farming sims (he likes Paleo Pines)

Velvette has a ton of games she just doesn't play them very often.

Valentino loves shooter style games and action games, he's not a huge fan of cozier games like farming sims or like animal crossing.

Vox had to put a heavy duty protector on Valentino's switch.

Voxtek has made the most durable gaming controllers in hell, why? because when Val gets pissed at a game he throws his controller and Vox got tired of buying new ones to replace it (or dealing with the whining that Val couldn't play games anymore until the controller was replaced) so the controllers they make are practically indestructible.

Vox loves spicy food but the others don't like it as much as he does, so when he's cooking for himself it's extremely spicy, but when he's cooking for the three of them it has to be "Val and Vel safe" levels of spice

Vox also loves salty food, chips, popcorn, even sea-salt chocolate, he loves it.

Vel has the biggest sweet tooth of the bunch, she loves the sugar cookies with the frosting and sprinkles on them and she also loves the two bite brownies.

Val is more jack of all trades with his food tastes, he's not super picky but he does love hot chicken wings tho.

Velvette will go out clubbing with Zeezi, they love to party the night away and drink a lot.

They love to scare any asshole guys or gals who are trying to be gross to others in the bars (they find it fun, Zeezi calls it "bitch hunting")

Valentino surprisingly enough hangs out with Carmilla sometimes, it's like a once in a blue moon thing, but they'll get together at an air soft range and will have a one on one battle (sometimes Carmilla's daughters join them)

Whoever wins gets bragging rights until the next time they meet up.

Vox spends time with Zestial, he will meet up with the elder overlord once a week for tea and they just talk and play chess.

The other Vees hate it because Vox always comes back talking like Zestial and it lasts for hours.

Sorry for the long wait for more but here you go! There are some weird ones for ya!

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin valentino #hazbin velvette #the vees #valentino #hazbin hotel vox #poly headcanons #vox #hazbin hotel zeezi #carmilla carmine #clara carmine #odette carmine #hazbin hotel zestial #zestial #headcanons #headcanon #hazbin

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Safety In Their Arms - Trans_disaster_gay - Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own]

I have a new fanfic for the Vees! Enjoy!

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin valentino #hazbin velvette #the vees #valentino #hazbin hotel vox #vox #poly headcanons #ao3 fanfic #fanfic

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Is it okay to write fanfics using your headcanons?

Only if you give me a link when you're done!!!!!

I write fanfics using my headcanons but it's super flattering that someone else wants to do the same! So please please PLEASE!!!! Give me the link to it when you post it! I wanna read it!

I actually just posted a new one myself! ^-^

#hazbin hotel #fanfic #ask

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Making a post because this is starting to bother me

I borderline hate everyone obsessing over Angel's human name (Anthony) Hear me out.

I also love that we got to find out what his human name was, but it's honestly getting annoying how much everyone is obsessing over it.

For one, I doubt very few people go by their human name in hell. How much you wanna bet that Zestial, Husk and Cherri bomb are not their human names? (To name a few) So why do we assume that Angel didn't change his own name? I don't know if he did or not, I don't know if he prefers being called Angel or Anthony

BECAUSE NO ONE DOES! THEY HAVEN'T CONFIRMED THAT SHIT YET! (At least not that I've seen)

Second of all, and this is the big one.

Everyone saying shit for Husk like "Oh he loves him as Anthony" "He likes him when he's Anthony"

Make's Husks love conditional on Angel BEING Anthony. It makes his love conditional, and I hate that.

Don't do the cat man dirty! He loves Angel regardless! Because that's what love is, loving every part of your partner no matter who they are.

Also I wonder if I'm the only one here, but the way I've seen everyone talking about like Angel vs Anthony is kind of giving me the vibe that people are headcanoning Angel with DID without realizing it.

Anthony and Angel aren't split personalities, they're one person. Sure, Angel dust puts on a mask, but it's just the way that people are talking about it, it's like they're treating Angel and Anthony like they're entirely different people when they're not.

Disclaimer: I don't have any authority to speak on DID, I am saying from an outside observer that it's what it seems like everyone is treating Angel dust as.

Idk maybe I'm just thinking too much into this, I just needed a semi-rant. Thank you for listening.

#hazbin hotel #bit of a rant #angel dust #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel anthony #hazbin hotel husk

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I think. Maybe Vark (Vox’s shark) and Kitty (Valentino’s Fizzbot) are best friends

Aw that's a cute idea

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Ok Real Question.

What is with all the circus imagery in Hell? Like Lucifer is obviously a ringleader, and when he's singing with Charlie the background is that of a circus tent (along with a spotlight on her at one point) But there's so many other things!

So there's the obvious ones of the lions and the elephants on the fireplace. Lions and elephants being staples of animals you'd expect to see in a circus.

There is also ringmaster canes above the fireplace. Probably a reference to Lucifer himself, but it still counts as circus imagery.

We've got horses and lions on the walls. Horses also being staples for circus's.

The obvious circus tents on the doors and windows.

With these ones I recognize it's probably a reference to Lucifer, but snake charmers are a thing in a circus too, so it's still on theme, and a sign that says tickets.

Then we get to Lucifer related shit. In this shot along there's circus tent imagery as well as a circus elephant teapot.

We've got a circus tent, then puppets.

A knife thrower board. (See the circled knives)

More circus tent backgrounds from Luci.

And even a spotlight on Charlie during this leap. That pose also seems pretty circus-like in and of itself.

We also have the line "When I tried this all before" from Lucifer.

So my theory/question is, did Lucifer maybe have a circus instead of a hotel when he was trying the same thing? I think yes, and I think even the sins were involved in his attempt at what Charlie is doing now. Let's just look at Helluva Boss.

First things first, circus shit seems to be completely ingrained in hell.

We've literally seen that clowns are so popular that they are basically celebrities, so much so that there's whole competitions that are widely popular to see who the next big clown will be.

Then we have the sins themselves. We've only seen 3 so far (not counting Lucifer if he is the sin of pride)

First we have mr clown himself, Mammon. He's obviously a clown and runs all the clown competitions and clown related shit.

Then we have Bee, let's be honest she's probably supposed to be a beast tamer given her domain seems to be over the hellhounds.

But she could just be a "food stall person" because she's handing out snacks, including the signature of her song, cotton candy, a circus staple.

Now here comes the harder part... Ozzie.

There's no absolutely clear answer as to what he could probably be, I could make many jokes that he's supposed to be the contortionist (which would still work)

We do see silks above his bed, so he could also be a performer who uses aerial silks.

But honestly, I think he's a fire breather, we see flames are a part of his skill set.

And we literally see him blowing fire onto the stick for Fizz to use in his performance. (So he still fits into the theory)

Unfortunately we haven't seen any other sins (again I'm not counting Lucifer for this) So I don't know how they would fit into the theory here.

But I am firmly in the belief that Lucifer did in fact try redemption shit before but with a circus instead of a hotel and the sins helping him, and that would be why circus shit is so ingrained in Hell and why there's circus imagery fucking everywhere. (Tho it is more obvious in Helluva boss)

Thank you for coming to my ted talk XD. I'm glad you stuck around to the end of my little theory here. If anyone has anything they'd want to add or discuss feel free to leave a comment!

#hazbin hotel #helluva boss #helluva boss ozzie #helluva boss asmodeus #helluva boss beelzebub #beezlebub #helluva boss mammon #mammon #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel theory

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Not my normal type of post

I've been playing Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora, because i love the avatar movies.

It is absolutely crazy just how attached to my ikran I've become.

Like this is a line of computer code in a video game, there should be no way I could get THIS attached to it yet I am.

It does not help at all that they give you the ability to pet it, almost every time we land I'm giving her head pets.

This is nuts, I am so attached to this thing, like I get that's the point since it's your ikran for the whole game but god damn, I've never been this attached to an animal companion in a game ever.

#avatar frontiers of pandora

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Lol I love reading the tags ya'll put on my posts sometimes XD Yeah I did write the "He Leans" fanfic and thank you for the flattering words ^-^ I am still writing more poly vees stuff, working on a new oneshot now. I did recently do a sadder oneshot called "One Cup Of Insecurity"

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin valentino #hazbin velvette #the vees #valentino #hazbin hotel vox #poly headcanons #vox #fanfic #ao3 fanfic #I love your tags they're hilarious

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Can we get some headcanons for DollMoth in particular? StaticMoth gets tons of love, StaticDoll gets some, but DollMoth gets like, none.

Lol it took me a second to realize what you were talking about because I call it mediamoth but I caught on lol

Velvette does Valentino's nails while they sit and gossip and watch shows like gossip girl and sex and the city

Valentino models for Velvette whenever she asks him to, he's a dramatic ho but he knows how to pose for any outfit (and he can pull off almost any outfit)

They love to play just dance together but they get very competitive, Vox loves to sit with popcorn and watch because he finds it hilarious (especially their ever expanding list of creative insults)

Velvette owns a capelet that is designed to look like Valentino's wings, she made it herself. It's a comfort object for her.

She likes to wear a lot of revealing clothing even when it's cold, he tells her to dress warm but she never does so the outing always ends up with his wing around her and her telling him to shut the fuck up.

He honestly cannot say no to her. He'll get her anything she asks for, he doesn't entirely understand why she needs a purse that is one shade lighter then a purse she already owns but she wants it so he buys it.

Velvette likes baking for Valentino because he has a big sweet tooth whereas Vox doesn't have much of one (he prefers salty food) so she bakes for Valentino all the time.

Velvette and Valentino enjoy Avatar the last airbender and will talk and debate about different things about it for hours. (Vox likes it too but he listens to the conversations more then he participates)

Velvette loves to play with Val's wings, antennae and neck fluff, she loves to run her fingers through the fluff, he lets her despite the fact its sensitive.

He loves to play with her hair or to trace invisible patterns on her skin with his fingers.

Sometimes Vel will come onto the porn set to just sit in Val's lap while he's working, she'll just scroll on her phone until he's done for the day or she decides to leave, he doesn't mind one bit

They love to go to starbucks together, Val doesn't usually get anything super fancy but they enjoy their drinks and snacks.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin valentino #hazbin velvette #the vees #valentino

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We are gathered here today to discuss my thoughts on Valentino's eyesight

I think it's a product of lots of factors.

I believe he does in fact have bad eyesight and need prescription glasses, but because he's a moth he got red tinted glasses to try and mitigate his moth tendencies so he's not getting distracted and blankly starting at every damn light.

But that causes a different problem, red glasses are so hard to see with and really change your perspective of things around you.

My partner helped me test this out, they wore red tinted glasses for the whole day while I drove us around and we went about our errands. There were so many things they just couldn't see. While it definitely helped with any bright lights around, they couldn't really see several things, including details on things like money, especially depending on the lighting in the room.

Which would mean the famous, "He had like three bills, and it took him like 30 minutes to count it, his eyes are so shit." from Angel might not be just about his eyes but also a byproduct of his glasses he needs to function in hell as a moth with all those bright lights around, especially with all the neon lights.

Also the pink lighting of that limo would have made it impossible for Val to see almost anything in there with his glasses on, but his eye sight might also be bad enough he doesn't want to take off his glasses because then everything would be blurry and he could get a headache. (speaking as someone with quite a strong prescription on my glasses)

In short I think that yes Val has bad eyesight and needs the glasses he wears, but because of being a moth he needs to have tinted glasses which really fuck with the rest of his vision. So he's been doubly fucked over in the vision department.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin valentino #valentino #angel dust #bit of a rant

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Lights! Cameras! Fire- wait fire? - Chapter 14 - Trans_disaster_gay - Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own]

Newest chapter of the Actor AU is now up

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin valentino #hazbin velvette #the vees #valentino #angel dust #hazbin hotel fandom #ao3 fanfic #fanfiction #fanfic

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Gotta say, as someone who has a partner who ADORES Velvette's design, there is way too much merch of her pilot design.

Like don't get me wrong, it's a nice design, me and my partner both think it's nice. But they like the show design way more.

IT'S HARD TO BUY GIFTS FOR MY PARTNER WHEN IT'S ALL THE PILOT DESIGN! HELP A MAN OUT HERE!!!!!!

#rant post #send help #pls help #fan merch #velvette #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin velvette #the vees

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Hello! I love your poly vees headcanons and I wanted to ask if you have any about Vox's pet sharks and what Velvette and Valentino think of them.

I do in fact!

I've stated before in another post that his sharks were a gift from Vel and Val, they both got him one because they couldn't agree on who took more of the credit so now Vox has two.

Velvette will take pictures of Vox's sharks and photoshop makeup on them for fun to post. Vox has pleaded with her to stop, she refuses.

For father's day, Velvette got him a mug that says #1 Shark Dad, Valentino gave him a macaroni picture frame with a picture of his sharks as a joke

Valentino teases Vox that he has a resemblance with his sharks. Ya know, the teeth.

Velvette has made Vox plushies of both his sharks, as well as a shark onesie that she then proceeded to regret making him as he wore it every night for a month.

When Vox is thinking for too long a video of his sharks swimming around comes on his screen like a computer screensaver. When Val notices he'll go "and we've lost him."

Vox will take any excuse to info dump about his sharks.

To mock him Velvette once played baby shark on loop around Vox for a week. It only stopped when he blocked the song from all their devices.

Hope that's enough to statisfy ya!

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin valentino #hazbin velvette #the vees #valentino #vox #poly headcanons #shark headcanons #velvette #headcanons

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TIME FOR SOME ACTOR AU HEACANONS!!!

(Technically not headcanons because it's my own fanfic but still lol)

These are about the AU in general, not specifically about filming for Hazbin Hotel itself but some are about the filming of the show

Angel and Val are brats on set and will often ditch to go shopping if they're having issues filming a scene. Tho they rarely are on filming projects together, they still ditch by themselves and go to kidnap the other to go shopping.

Many of them will show up on set even if they're not filming that day. Adam and Lute are almost always on set to watch the bullshit that can sometimes happen, especially with how often Angel Dust goes off script.

Carmilla is not usually one of those people but after hearing about what was happening in episode 4 she decided to show up and supervise the filming.

Vox and Zestial don't normally take acting jobs but when they do they tend to knock it out of the park. They're highly sought after yet rarely accept.

Almost all of them have tried on each others costumes at some point (if they could fit)

Charlie tried on her dad's costume and it was very short on her because of the height difference.

Vox made the mistake exactly ONCE! of inviting everyone in the cast out for dinner and footing the bill.

Emily has known Charlie and Vaggie long before the filming of Hazbin, they all go shopping often and go out for dinner and movies and girls days and even sleep overs.

Lute is always with Adam during interviews for any production, because Adam tends to be a hothead and she sticks around to make sure he doesn't lose it and start cussing out the interviewer over a stupid or insensitive question.

Vaggie was an actress before she met Charlie but her work didn't really make it down to Hell so Charlie never saw it. She found out Vaggie was an actress on the first date.

Hazbin Hotel is Charlie's first dip into acting, it was just because they really needed her for the role and she didn't want to let them down. Of course she does have problems that comes with being new to acting but she's doing very well so far.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin valentino #the vees #valentino #hazbin velvette #vox #actor au #ao3 fanfic #fanfic #fanfiction #charlie morningstar #hazbin charlie #emily hazbin hotel #vaggie hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #angel dust

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More Poly Vees Headcanons! Domestic Edition!

Since Vox does the lunch & dinner cooking, Val and Velvette will deal with the dishes and put any leftovers away in the kitchen. (Not that there's much cooking dishes since Vox is a pretty tidy cook)

It works in the reverse too, since Velvette and Valentino make breakfast Vox will clean up those dishes, tends to be more of a chore since they are in fact, not tidy cooks.

Vox is always the one on top of laundry, the other two let it pile up a bit before actually doing it. Vox just hates having laundry around, and he has a few set outfits he likes to wear so when they're dirty he has to wash them to get to wear them again.

Vox gets really upset if a new recipe he tries doesn't go well, he blames himself for it even if the recipe just wasn't good and he gets very sad. (I wrote a one-shot about this one)

Vox will steal Velvette's blankets if he likes them, even if he has the same damn blanket himself.

Valentino can sometimes be caught looking up new hair styles to try on Velvette.

Velvette and Vox snark each other about their favourite places to get drinks, Velvette loves Starbucks and gets all manner of fancy drinks from there but Vox loves just plain hot chocolate from Tim Hortons (with just a little splash of milk in there).

Valentino stays so far away from that discourse it's almost painful, he gets drinks from both locations and just refuses to get involved with their banter about it. (He likes Pepsi products and will drink almost anything under the Pepsi brand)

None of these idiots can keep plants alive. Vox tries, and sometimes he's successful for a little bit but then it dies and he has no idea what he did wrong, he followed the advice he found on how to care for that specific plant but it still died! He doesn't understand it and gets upset every time.

Velvette loves baking, she finds it fun and loves to post the pictures of both the process and the results online.

Val is a talented artist, he loves painting and sculpting. On more than one occasion he's sculpted dirty sculptures of the other vees which they demanded he destroy when he was done. He bitches and moans as if that wasn't the plan all along but he always does it (after taking pictures)

Sometimes they'll all just sit around in the living room with something on the tv (doesn't matter much what it is, sometimes its a movie, tv show or even a comedy special they found) while they all play video games on their phones or scroll tiktok or social media. Just enjoying each other's company.

Hope you all enjoy!

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin valentino #hazbin velvette #the vees #valentino #vox #poly headcanons #headcanon

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Oh here's another one

Zestial is 100% able to talk normally, he just chooses to speak in the old timey speak to mess with everyone else. Carmilla and her daughters are the only ones who know this and the only ones who have heard him speak normally.

Zestmilla Headcanons because I can

Zestial is an amazing cook but Carmilla can't cook. It's something she's actually embarrassed of because on some level it makes her feel like a bad mom. She hired a personal chef to cook edible food for her girls.

When Zestial found out Carmilla expected him to laugh but he just offered to make dinner her and the girls for the evening. All three of them loved it.

Zestial has a weird purr noise he makes when he's happy or content, it scared the shit out of Carmilla and the girls when they first heard it and Zestial was so embarrassed he didn't visit them for weeks.

Zestial is very bad at dancing but is attempting to learn from Odette and Clara so he can impress Carmilla. They both agree that Zestial has a long way to go before he impresses their mom lol.

Just a couple of headcanons lol.

#hazbin hotel #zestial #hazbin hotel zestial #carmilla carmine #hazbin hotel carmilla #zestmilla #fluff headcanons #headcanon #odette carmine #clara carmine

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Here, have this doodle of cursed cat Alastor that my friend drew while we were on VC and I was fucking with a Zestial inspired OC

#not my art #hazbin hotel #cursed cat alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor #alastor the radio demon #doodle