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lafortis · 4 hours
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I just realized that I could share this flash game ad I saved off of MySpace in like 2005 to tumblr.
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It’s so important to me. It makes me feel like I’m losing my mind even after 20 years.
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lafortis · 4 hours
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Goodnight gamers I am a reasonable quantity of tired. Having responsibilities sucks the penis but winning with those responsibilities is like getting penis suckt. That is all
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ຂmoke likⰤ beກ...ᚨuck lᴉke jerrჄ
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lafortis · 5 hours
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Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing
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lafortis · 8 hours
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really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite
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what's the consistency??? what does it taste like
of my nut?????? of all the people to ask I am possibly the least qualified to answer that of everyone that has experience with it
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lafortis · 8 hours
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i think rice with things on it & also some sort of sauce is like basically the best food genre tbh
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lafortis · 8 hours
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I cant do this anymore
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lafortis · 8 hours
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post nut clarity does not properly convey the gravity of the pre nut insanity. like truly.
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lafortis · 8 hours
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lafortis · 8 hours
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nothing makes me go "ooooh we are NOT the same" quite like reading some post about how people talk with their parents about their interests. what do you mean you told your father about stevebucky. what do you mean he asked further questions
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lafortis · 8 hours
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lafortis · 9 hours
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i just found 12 bricks
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lafortis · 9 hours
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in case you needed to hear it today:
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re changing lanes
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re taking an exit
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you plan on turning (can even be done sooner than 2 seconds before you’re about to turn)
you have a turn signal. in your vehicle. two of them in fact.
you are so brave and beautiful and smart and can do it. using your turn signal
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lafortis · 20 hours
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Good morning jamers. Let the ultimate jaming... Commence
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oh good you're finally asleep (puts on the maid outfit)
now wait just a second here
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