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I just applied to a bunch of jobs so I'm taking this as my sign

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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I'm trying lmao 😭 thank you so much.

You're such a talented reader I'll be sending more in depth feedback later this week I promise!!

Hello! I am here to join the reading giveaway! My question is pretty open ended but if I were a popstar, what would be my niche like what's the vibe you're picking up on? Genre, show style, hairstyle, outfits, anything that comes to mind. Thank you! I hope you're doing good, you're a very talented reader!!! Happy birthday!!! 💕

Hi! I love this question! This is gonna be fun to answer!!

Strength, The Hanged Man, 3 of Coins, 5 of Cups Reversed, Knight of Coins Reversed, Judgement, Knight of Wands, Three of Swords, The Fool, Eight of Cups,

I'm actually getting kind of a punk princess vibe for your aesthetic/theme. Like beautiful, ethereal but with a hard edge too. Kind of like some of Billie Eilish's music where she has that very soft lovely voice and can also add the creepy (?) factor. Very unique, you don't fit neatly into one genre, but take from multiple (maybe dark/experimental pop is a good descriptor but there's a LOT more going on) Think siren-songs with a lonesome high pitched voice but you're also able to absolutely SHRED on the guitar. While the lyrics can sometimes be sorrowful, your music goes HARD AF and is fun to dance to. Perhaps the most apt description I can give you is "An Angel on Fire".

There's a BIG emphasis on your hair, very long and wild, like you've spent your whole life wandering the forest as a huntress. Or, alternatively a mermaid who has been luring sailors to their deaths on the rocks. Kind of spooky, made even more otherworldly by how well you pull it off. This could involve wigs or you just naturally have very long luscious locks that are the envy of everyone.

Your costumes are kind of renaissance themed, long gorgeous gowns with corsets and beautiful flowing sleeves. You often play a character from a fairy-tale, or even someone from old ghost stories like La Llorona, so using historical fashion seems to fit the bill best for you.

Many of your songs are about loneliness, heartbreak, going through trauma or hindering your own abilities because you feel you can't live up to the expectation of others. Beyond that, there's the overcoming of the judgement and the triumph of learning to trust yourself and stand on your own, alone. Love songs aren't really your niche, you're kind of anti-love song~ it's all about the journey of the Self in your music. Your music revolves around confidence or lack-thereof and you gain a cult following for your clever wordplay and haunting vibe.

Shows are CRAZY. There are background dancers in monstrous costumes, like you're the main character of a fairy tale. Lots of special effects and choreographed "fight" scenes where you do your own stunts. Production costs are insane so you don't get to tour as much as you'd like, so you end up relying more on music videos than touring to earn money. You actually end up enjoying making the videos more, because you're able to amp up the power of your imagery and have a LOT more creative control.

Thank you for your ask! I hope you enjoyed this reading ^_^ !

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THIS WAS SO ON POINT OH MY GOd

As a kid I was super into medieval stuff and I do have long hair and I do write about all that, never love.

Oh wow, you nailed it I am in shock?!!!

Thank you so much, this resonated greatly!!!

Hello! I am here to join the reading giveaway! My question is pretty open ended but if I were a popstar, what would be my niche like what's the vibe you're picking up on? Genre, show style, hairstyle, outfits, anything that comes to mind. Thank you! I hope you're doing good, you're a very talented reader!!! Happy birthday!!! 💕

Hi! I love this question! This is gonna be fun to answer!!

Strength, The Hanged Man, 3 of Coins, 5 of Cups Reversed, Knight of Coins Reversed, Judgement, Knight of Wands, Three of Swords, The Fool, Eight of Cups,

I'm actually getting kind of a punk princess vibe for your aesthetic/theme. Like beautiful, ethereal but with a hard edge too. Kind of like some of Billie Eilish's music where she has that very soft lovely voice and can also add the creepy (?) factor. Very unique, you don't fit neatly into one genre, but take from multiple (maybe dark/experimental pop is a good descriptor but there's a LOT more going on) Think siren-songs with a lonesome high pitched voice but you're also able to absolutely SHRED on the guitar. While the lyrics can sometimes be sorrowful, your music goes HARD AF and is fun to dance to. Perhaps the most apt description I can give you is "An Angel on Fire".

There's a BIG emphasis on your hair, very long and wild, like you've spent your whole life wandering the forest as a huntress. Or, alternatively a mermaid who has been luring sailors to their deaths on the rocks. Kind of spooky, made even more otherworldly by how well you pull it off. This could involve wigs or you just naturally have very long luscious locks that are the envy of everyone.

Your costumes are kind of renaissance themed, long gorgeous gowns with corsets and beautiful flowing sleeves. You often play a character from a fairy-tale, or even someone from old ghost stories like La Llorona, so using historical fashion seems to fit the bill best for you.

Many of your songs are about loneliness, heartbreak, going through trauma or hindering your own abilities because you feel you can't live up to the expectation of others. Beyond that, there's the overcoming of the judgement and the triumph of learning to trust yourself and stand on your own, alone. Love songs aren't really your niche, you're kind of anti-love song~ it's all about the journey of the Self in your music. Your music revolves around confidence or lack-thereof and you gain a cult following for your clever wordplay and haunting vibe.

Shows are CRAZY. There are background dancers in monstrous costumes, like you're the main character of a fairy tale. Lots of special effects and choreographed "fight" scenes where you do your own stunts. Production costs are insane so you don't get to tour as much as you'd like, so you end up relying more on music videos than touring to earn money. You actually end up enjoying making the videos more, because you're able to amp up the power of your imagery and have a LOT more creative control.

Thank you for your ask! I hope you enjoyed this reading ^_^ !

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3 FREE 10-Card Readings!

It's my 33rd birthday today, so I'm gifting 3 followers a 10 card reading!

Rules:

Must be following me

You must be 18+

Reblog & like this post!

Asks must be sent to my askbox~DMs will not count!

No anons!

Readings will be answered publicly, so please don't include sensitive information. I'll use a random number generator to choose the winner.

Giveaway closes in 3 days, so please send your ask on or before January 21st!

Good luck!

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I'm scared this is me to a T like I literally am going through everything you mentioned at this very moment I'm literally shook right now like my jaw is on the floor

How are you glowing up?

How to choose a pile?

Take a deep breath and gently close your eyes. Politely request your spirit guides to reveal the appropriate pile meant for you, then open your eyes. Whichever pile captures your attention is the one meant for you.

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Pile 1

Hello my pile 1! I've noticed you've been putting in some serious work and hustle to chase your goals. Looks like some of you have been giving your body some love too! I'm seeing you hitting the gym, doing yoga, and taking care of yourselves, major kudos for that. It seems like all this effort is gonna pay off. You're on track to see those results you've been after. Also, brace yourselves, because there's a swarm of potential partners headed your way. Lots of proposals might be coming in hot. I'm getting that a makeover might be on the horizon. Maybe you'll finally let go of those nagging thoughts and chop your hair, grab a tattoo, or snag a new piercing. The vibe I'm getting is that this change will help you feel like your authentic self and boost your confidence. your dream job is in sight! You've been longing for it, and it's making its way to you. Now, about that spiritual journey you're on – it's gonna be quite the ride. Big changes are afoot, and yeah, they might bring some rough patches. I won't lie, spiritual awakenings can throw things out of whack. You might lose some friends, maybe even have some family stuff to deal with. But remember, all of this is gonna teach you lessons and lead to better days ahead.

Pile 2

Hey pile 2, I've got a feeling that some of you might've gone through a recent loss or missed out on an opportunity that's bugging you. Hold tight, because the upcoming twists in your life are gonna be jaw-dropping. Stressed about your studies, huh? Well, I see a mentor striding into the scene. They're gonna drop some serious wisdom bombs on you and help you level up in whatever you're studying. This one's especially for all you students out there. It seems like some of you have been dabbling in singing. Turns out, you're toying with the idea of making a career out of it. Your voice is gonna go through a crazy transformation. It'll become so captivating and irresistible that people are gonna be head over heels for it. Air energy is flooding this reading, so you might be an air sign or have a strong connection to it. Some of you are in for a big surprise, an invitation that's gonna turn your world around. You've been waiting on this one for a while, and it's finally here. Remember, your existence is massive and you're destined for some seriously awesome stuff. Keep that self-belief rocking and keep pushing forward, beause you're bound to snag every single dream you've got.

Pile 3

Hey there pile 3! So, while I was tuning into the messages for you, the first thing that popped up was "get ready for some justice served!" The rough patch you've been going through is finally taking a backseat. All those pesky things that were bugging you? Yup, they're on their way out! It seems like you might have had a recent breakup or some friend drama. But hold on tight, because these experiences are going to fire you up to stand up for yourself. Those choices you've been putting off? Time to make them! I'm sensing a major revenge glow on the horizon. Those doubters? They're in for a shock, because you're about to become the center of attention. People are going to flock to you, and even that social media game of yours. One of those videos might just blow up big time! And hey, not only are you going to be a total magnet, but your skin is going to start clearing up and your hair? Oh, it's on its way to luscious town. Every little thing about you is on the transformation train, think caterpillar to butterfly style. You're stepping into a time of being genuinely attractive and You're finally going to be getting the attention you've totally earned. Pisces energy is heavy in his pile.

#tarot reading #pile 2

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She's me I'm her

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Ch👍

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Please potato do your magic

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No fr like i wanna hear people's thoughts and voice like I find Tumblr so attractive because humanity feels most alive here out of all apps.

if you’re a new tumblr user from tiktok or IG or something and only like posts and dont reblog them yeah people will think you’re a bot and block you but you will also make this website actively worse. they want “algorithmic” users like you, served recommended posts through likes, not people who just follow each other and respond to the direct chronological feed. there is a reason this website is still better than the rest, even with all its problems, do not ruin this

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Weirdly specific random messages I got today:

(channeled random stuff for different people)

- if your name is Julia or Juliana you did nothing wrong and no one's mad at you

- Connor, Chase, and Louis/Luis, don't jump off, your being very reckless

- if you have Leo placements and bask in the sun to tan often, you need to manifest in the new moon. Set intentions!

- If your name starts with a C and you're into astronomy you shouldn't eat that lettuce/vegetable in your fridge, it's not good. Also you need to drink more water.

- If you own a bunny and you have a crush on someone in one of your classes (literature heavy class) and you have been thinking of changing your hair 1. Do it. 2. Don't fall to peer pressure, stick to your morals and values and block these toxic people out

- if your name is Katrina or similar, you should invest in a pearl necklace and you may need to go swimming sometime.

If this is accurate to anyone please consider leaving a comment so I know, thanks!

#channeled message #channeled reading

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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

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(belated) 1117 and 1144+ giveaway !

to celebrate hitting two follower milestones (two of my favorite numbers), i thought i would host a giveaway with two separate prizes - as i know a lot of audience aren't ateez or kpop fans. as this is to celebrate follower milestones, the game is only open to followers of the blog. this is a reupload of my original post due to the post not showing up in some tags.

the hongjoongsmuse community continues to grow (i am so grateful) and with that, i have decided to host another event. due to the overwhelming response to my last one, i unfortunately won't make this a game.

there are two possible "prizes":

an official ateez photocard (outlaw, guerrilla, halazia, eternal sunshine eras available as well as pobs and makestar, kpopstore pcs. pc will be chosen at random) and an official postcard from the ateez cosmopolitan magazine (random 1 out of 2). pls dm me if you require any pictures to validate this part of the giveaway.

OR

a free detailed reading about almost any topic (usually limited to commissions, and can cover future spouse, past life etc), chosen by the winner (i don't do 18+ readings or readings that cover dark topics).

TO ENTER;

as mentioned in the preface, this game is only open to followers of the hongjoongsmuse blog, as it's a follower milestone event !

entries must be submitted via inbox. any comments made on this post or dms will be invalid. you may only send one entry, and you may only enter for one prize. please have anon off otherwise i will be unable to put you in the draw (i will be using a randomized wheel), or contact you if you win.

in your entry, please include a name/pseudonym/initials, your zodiac sign, and something else. literally, "something else" - a fun fact, how your day has been, what you think of my blog, a picture of hongjoong, i don't mind. please include which prize you would like to receive as well.

for an extra entry into your chosen prize, you may reblog this post!

entries close on september 25th 2023. i will reblog this post when that happens. winners will have 24 hours to respond or the prize will be given to someone else. i will not contact anyone about it until then, unless it's to show proof for the ateez part of the giveaway or to answer questions about the rules. if you receive any message claiming you've won, it's not me.

please do not join this giveaway if you can't be patient with me, i'm a full time student and sole blog admin.

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Hey!! Initials are SP

Enjoy this rat showering

I suddenly got the urge to deliver some messages here . Okkk so someone who is in need to hear some advice pls do come . With your initials only !!!! And reblog this post . Alongwith some funny memes too !!!

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When he's pretty >>>>>>

#love #romance

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Hey! Thanks again for the reading. It resonates a lot, i didn't even realize i had Pisces Uranus until i checked. You're very talented lol. Have a great week. ✨

Thank you! I'm glad it resonated! And I hope it helped somehow :)

Have s great week as well! 💕

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That's fair, I get that point of view if you believe men are beyond repair (which tbh pretty reasonable thought to have these days). I do think that they're the ones that we should pressure and hold accountable bc they are the problem. I just don't think it's fair for women to have to deal with being the victims of the issue and also be pressured into fixing the issue.

Personally, I think the women who are under the delusion that femininity is demonized is bc they watched movies like Legally Blond, Mean Girls, and High School Musical, saw the ultra feminine women in those movies be made fun of, and came to the conclusion that femininity must be protected in women, and just ran with it bc they’re brain dead who don’t live in the real world and don’t wanna admit how horrible people treat gnc/masculine women

#feminism