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thats him officer thats the gnome that baked me the most beautiful raspberry scone

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mutuals don't forget to flip me to hear my b-side

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"i love being a girls girl 🌸🩷" you tormented amber heard.

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why so tortured?

- the swifter

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nothing thrills me like the stanley cup playoffs. seven games of big men growing to hate each other more and more every day? and then when it's done, the winners do it all again with a new batch of men? it's like love island but for hate. hate island. what could be better than this

#and it’s also love island cause when they win they make out

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quote of the year

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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

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not people thinking they can escape heartache. avoiding it at all cost is itself a form of it

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the idea of a podcast having dynamic ads that relate to you even when the episode came out years ago is so perverse. like it's a sound file a podcast is just an audio clip. and you're telling me before the audio clip reaches my ears some algorithm is poking around in its guts adding things and taking things out. you're ravishing it. it's obscene

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Just be silly bro please. You're forgetting your whimsy, this isn't you.

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Thank god they brought back An Amount Of Daylight That Makes You Want To Live. It was getting a bit scary for a minute there.

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When a lesbian artist is like boldly lesbian and everyone is like 'omg bi icon, wait maybe she not REALLY a lesbian she sang about a boy a few times' I'm just... world explosion. Chappell Roan and Renée Rapp are lesbians and y'all are just gonna have to cope

#people debating casual like well it sounds like shit a man would do #women can be toxic too!!!! #let women be toxic

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first listen favorite from the tortured poets department - go

#florida!!! #really went florence welch save me save me florence welch

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dan: *proclaiming all the reasons to love phil and how he could never trust someone the way he trusts phil*

phil: this dumbass got me 3 lamps 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣