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lairep · 5 years

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I love Marichat the most because out of all 4 sides of the love square, they’re the side that would go and Egg Lila’s house and roast her on social media without batting an eye

#pls tell me they did this in an s3 canon #this is a thing that must be done #because it is canon #miraculous ladybug

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#spooptober #perfect

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he tries to be scary.. too bad it doesnt work

#miraculous ladybug #spooptober

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#spooptober #cute #animals

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Luka @ Adrien: That’s strange. It seems like you have something like this in your heart.

*strums guitar softly and takes a deep breath*

Luka: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#isn't this actually canon #isn't this the real thing #what episode #fave #miraculous ladybug #luka couffaine #adrien agreste #lukadrien #but platonic

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Part 1 of a comic inspired by a story prompt about the monster under the bed actually protecting the child

#spooptober #this made me tear up a lil #pure #comic #happy halloween #tw

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Are you really a sociopath for real?

Nope. I’m actually like... the anti-sociopath.

If sociopaths feel no guilt whatsoever, incapable of feeling it in any way, I feel guilt all the freaking time.

I feel guilty just breathing.

I feel guilty for deigning to type this right now.

I feel guilty I am even alive.

Sociopaths feel no guilt.

I am guilt personified.

#this is the truth of me #anonymous #lai replies #guilt #Anonymous

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lai’s fanfic snippet #2

as per my previous post about posting my fanfic ideas/drafts/scraps, feel free to peruse this as you wish: like, reblog, continue, or ignore–go ahead. (❁´◡`❁)

this is the MCU Spider-Man and Miraculous Ladybug crossover no one asked for. i honestly don’t even know what this was for. maybe just to satisfy my need to see a bit of banter between these teen heroes hahaha...ha... also i heard LB is going to NY soon so...

Working Title: Bug v Bug

“Uh, hi?” the person in the red and blue suit said uncertainly, waving a cautious hand in their direction.

Chat Noir lifted his hand to wave, mouth halfway open to greet back, but Ladybug, almost angrily, held his arm down and gave him a pointed look. He blinked at her then smiled sheepishly, rubbing his free hand against the back of his head.

“Are you an akuma?” she said warily, eyeing the red and blue person.

“What’s an akuma?” the person, obviously a boy their age, asked, his head tilted in question. Chat Noir’s ear twitched toward the barely audible but distinct sound of something whirring as the boy’s masked eyes contracted with his movements.

“So, that’s a no then,” Chat Noir interjected. “But how are you doing that?”

“Doing what?”

“Standing upside down on the school’s ceiling?”

The person shifted around, almost nervously, and replied with a tiny voice, “I could ask the same about you two, balancing on a silver pole in mid-air like that.” There was a beat of silence, then he asked with a louder voice, “Are those superhero costumes?”

“Well, yes,” Chat Noir answered almost too proudly, fists on his hips and chest jutting out, the bell on his collar tinkling, “We’re superheroes, after all!”

Ladybug rolled her eyes, but her lips were quirked in an indulgent smile. “Chat, not the time,” she said, at the same time the other boy said:

“Cool! I’m a superhero, too!”

There was a bit of a pause, then Ladybug blinked and stared at the boy. “You’re also a Miraculous holder?”

“What’s a—what’s a ‘Miraculous’?” the boy asked, tilting his head. “And why would I hold it?” he added in a confused whisper.

“It’s what we…” Ladybug trailed off, shaking her head, then said, “no, never mind. If you’re a superhero too, then I guess it’s okay to introduce ourselves. I’m Ladybug.”

“And I’m Chat Noir,” Chat Noir said, saluting grandiosely.

“You can call me Spider-Man,” the boy—Spider-Man—said, the smile audible in his voice. “So… you have superpowers, too?”

“I guess so,” Ladybug said uncertainly, shrugging. “I can… purify butterflies?”

”I can destroy anything I touch,” Chat added, flexing his claws.

“Nice!” Spider-Man exclaimed, tone very appreciative, “So you guys were bitten, too, right?”

“…what do you mean?”

“Bitten by a ladybug—“ he pointed at Ladybug, then at Chat Noir “—and a cat, right?”

The two Parisian superheroes looked at each other in confused silence. “What?” they asked together.

“I was bitten by a radioactive spider and it gave me superpowers,” Spider-Man explained jovially, as though commenting on how nice the weather was. “I’m guessing it’s the same for you guys.”

“...Plagg tried to bite me once but I don’t think he’s radioactive,” Chat Noir murmured, a bit confused. “Is he? LB, are kwamis radioactive?”

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#miraculous ladybug #spider-man #ml fanfic #ml fanfiction #ladybug #chat noir #how i do the tags #i forget now #ihhhh whatever #i wish i remember wtf i wanted to do with these #but oh well #basically my blog is now a fic/draft dump #sorry #lai writes

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both make you a people pleasing sociopath

daddy issues make u a people pleaser but mommy issues make u like. a sociopath

#wait is this #the truth of me #???#omg #......i'm kidding #i think

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He needs to save Paris and she wants to be the pirate Queen 🌊

#miraculous ladybug #one piece #awwwwww luffy looks so happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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lai’s fanfic snippet #1

as per my previous post about posting my fanfic ideas/drafts/scraps, here’s the first post. feel free to peruse this as you wish: like, reblog, continue, or ignore--go ahead.

Warning: SIN UNDER THE READ MORE. You have been warned.

Working Title: Adrien Reads Marichat

“What’s a smut?” Adrien asked, as he hovered over the link of the newly updated fanfiction. It was ‘Marichat’, as was the rest of the archive, but there was a new tag he hadn’t seen before that said ‘smut’.

“What’d you say?” Nino asked over the call, his voice a little static-y. “A ‘smap’?”

“Hang on.” Adrien clicked on the link and scrolled down. “It’s only 678 words, I’ll read it for you.”

“Alright, dude.”

Adrien skimmed down the middle paragraphs, trying to get a sense of the kind of story it was and find a good place to start reading for Nino. It seemed like the usual Marichat thing, with Chat Noir visiting Marinette on her balcony, but then—

‘Chat Noir enters her warmth’

Huh, what? Her warmth? A typo? Maybe the writer meant ‘her warm room’.

He should write a comment correcting them after this.

‘Marinette gasps at the stinging pain as she feels his hardness push deep inside of her’

Pain? His hardness? Pushing inside her?

Whoa, was this a murder fic? Was Chat Noir murdering Marinette right now? Did he stab her with a knife? Was that what ‘smut’ meant? Murder?!

Horrified, he skimmed further down to the next couple of paragraphs, where there seemed to be some dialogue. He was hoping Marinette in the fanfic survives.

‘-It’s so hot inside you, Mari,- Chat Noir whispers against the crook of his lover’s neck’

…wait.

‘-Ch-Chat,- Marinette moans, her fingers tangling through Chat Noir’s blonde locks, -please, slowly, you’re too big…-’

…what was this? This didn’t sound like murder at all.

Fingers trembling over his mouse, Adrien scrolled further down, not really believing what he was reading.

This wasn’t—

‘Chat Noir’s tongue battles for domination over Marinette’s, their moans mixing together in a sinful duet’

It couldn’t be—

‘Marinette pushes her hips against Chat Noir’s, granting him access to her deepest parts’

Did ‘smut’ mean—?!

He read on, out of sheer fascination.

There was definitely no other reason he would read this, not at all.

‘Their rhythm becomes erratic as Chat Noir pounds his length wantonly into his writhing, panting partner. Her legs wrap tightly around his waist, her hips moving just as erratically, her voice growing louder with each of his thrusts.

He feels his release coming soon. She feels too good around him, and he knows she is also approaching her peak. -I’m coming, Mari, my love,- Chat Noir barely manages to gasp, pressing his forehead against hers.

-Together,- Marinette says breathlessly, looking up at her hero with bright, loving eyes.

That word from his lover coupled with that look in her eyes drives him over the edge.

With an animalistic growl, Chat Noir digs his claws into Marinette’s hips and lifts her up towards him. He thrusts into her harder, and deeper, and faster, and she gasps, and moans, and tugs at his hair, and squeezes him between her thighs—’

“Adrien?”

Adrien jolted and almost knocked his mouse from his desk.

His palms were clammy, and he had beads of sweat on his forehead.

Since when was his room this hot? Did Plagg mess with the thermostat?

“Yo, dude, you still there?” came Nino’s voice from his speakers, and Adrien remembered they were voice chatting, “you said you’d read me that ‘smap’ thing but you went radio silent.”

Right.

Right, he was going to read this to Nino…

…like hell he would!

There was no way he would actually read something like this to his friend. Who even wrote this? Why did they even write this?

“Adrien?” Nino asked again because Adrien forgot he had a mouth to make words with.

#miraculous ladybug #marichat #ml fanfic #ml fanfiction #lai writes #sin #ml sin #I SWEAR THERE IS SIN #IF YOU DONT LIKE SIN DONT READ #you were warned #PLS TELL ME THEY FIXED THE READ MORE OMG

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yes hello

i’m here again

after browsing through the miraculous fandom for a couple weeks i have realized:

THERE’S SEASON 3?????? KWAMI SWAP????? LUKANETTE/ADRIGAMI?????? MORE MIRACULOUS HOLDERS?????????? LUKA HAVING EYELASHES???? 😱😱

guyssssssssssssssss i need to catch uuupppp, but netflix japan doesn’t have miraculous ladybug 😭 quick, someone message me links where i can watch episodes for free thanks ill love you forever

................................in other news, i have this:

and a lot of them are drafts of fanfic/comic ideas i had like a year or so ago, but now i don’t know where most of them are headed

i’ve decided to post the intros/snippets as prompts and maybe someone else out there can continue/bring life to them (or i can, if people give me ideas on how to continue them)

like, i’m serious, there are A LOT. i’m going to queue them so there’s a daily prompt/draft/some kind of content from me or something hahahaha

i’ve lost the thread of where these fics/ideas are going, especially since i’ve been away from fandom for a while now. so they’re up for grabs. they are mostly marichat. or all of them are marichat. for you see, i’m marichat trash

I hope people are doing well, please remember that i love you all even tho i am constantly lost in the sea of “wtf is going in my life” and “god fckin dammit what do you mean i have to learn 578 more kanji this month??” i am sorry for disturbing with my long-ass posts but but but it’s october 16, it’s the day of the

#personal #lai blogs #intermittently #whenever my schedule allows

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