keith, walking over to lance and reading off a piece of paper: hey love are you a firework? because I sense *zaps lance’s cheek with static electricity* a spark
lance, immediately dropping to one knee: keith kogane, love of my life, will you marry–
fanon pidge voice: hello peasants xD i just finished hacking the nasa because my dad’s friend who works there said slytherin oppression isn’t real; also i locked keith and lance (lance is my best friend, you know him, he’s so dumb) in the supply closet *rubs hands conspiringly* muahahahhah…. but it kind of backfired because now they’re kissing? ew. i only like robots, human emotions are gross. anywayz follow me on my reylo and kylo/hux smut wattpad account super-slytherin-doctor-is-not-on-fire. and remember, don’t be upsetti eat some spaghetti