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lamestcaptain · 1 year
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I too hate the love triangle that they put in Wednesday but have you considered that it’s absolutely hilarious that these two boys are trying to one up each other and competing over her and Wednesday absolutely could not care less? Girl is out here solving a murder and connecting with her ancestor, she has neither the time nor patience for these ridiculous boys and I think that’s pretty slay of her. Some queen shit if you will
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lamestcaptain · 2 years
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STEVE & ROBIN + talking about movies
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lamestcaptain · 2 years
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UK politics work hard but KFC works harder
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lamestcaptain · 2 years
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new tag game: the thing you most often pretended to be as a kid—whether it was a horse, a bride, a queen, a specific character, a knight, a lawyer, a baby, anything—is symbolically representative of you currently. what is it for you?
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lamestcaptain · 2 years
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I think it'd be fun if one of these days when the evil overlord type is like "I Need A Queen. To Rule With" one of the little henchmen is just like "um 😳 if I may, sir, I would like to volunteer 👉👈" and overlord is just like. Okay sure you're cute aha
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lamestcaptain · 2 years
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Kinda obsessed with the fact Omen has Fletcher’s phone number.
100/10 can imagine Omen ringing Fletcher at 2am and he picks up, asks if Valkyrie is ok, has something happened and Fletcher is like I just don’t understand what you explained in class earlier and Fletcher would 100% stay up to explain it again to Omen in a way he understands
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lamestcaptain · 2 years
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instead of keysmashing i’m gonna start scatting instead
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lamestcaptain · 2 years
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well heck
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lamestcaptain · 2 years
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Bunny Plushies Moodboard
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lamestcaptain · 2 years
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my favourite sp trope is Valkyrie saying something like “wow I can’t believe mermaids are real?” and skulduggery just being like “of course they are?”
then Valkyrie saying “so hobgoblins don’t really exist?” and skulduggery replying “of course they don’t, what are you saying? Do you still believe in the Easter bunny Valkyrie? St Nicholas? Because that’s what you sound like right now”
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lamestcaptain · 2 years
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i hope this show never ends. i hope none of the actors are ever allowed to leave. i hope the plotlines continue to be nonsensical and they keep upending the status quo only for nothing to change. i hope we die. i hope we both die.
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lamestcaptain · 2 years
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In case anyone needs to hear this, the average person does not wake up every day in pain. The average person does not feel like they have the flu every day of their life, and if you, like me, feel sick 24/7 you in fact have a chronic illness. If your doctor is dismissive of your suffering, keep finding doctors and pushing for tests until you get something. It's exhausting and expensive but you deserve whatever comfort is possible for you and your illness
It's jarring to realize your baseline is most people's "sick" but that just makes it all the more important for you to rest and be gentle with your body. You aren't being lazy, you aren't faking your pain. Your disability is real, and you deserve to take care of yourself and make things easier for yourself regardless if you feel like you've "earned" it or if you think it "isn't that bad."
If you are struggling, I see you and I care you so much
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lamestcaptain · 2 years
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Lucy has a nervous tick, she fusses her wrists when she’s stressed up upset, like she’s trying to ease the skin when they were sore from the handcuffs after Caleb kidnapped her. Tim will take her hands in his and give them a gentle squeeze whenever he notices her “hey, you’re okay. You’re safe, listen to my voice. You’re okay.”
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lamestcaptain · 2 years
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you can’t convince me skulduggery isn’t an absolute master at tax evasion. he’s honed it to a very fine art and is always willing to share his expertise. every so many months the govt will release some new levy or law and he just laughs because in under 5 minutes he’s already figured a way around it.
the sanctuary once tried to enforce parking permits and fines for parking on sanctuary grounds and it was very quickly scrapped when skulduggery would go out of his way to park in some very high ranking official’s spot in protest
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lamestcaptain · 2 years
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“short people stick together” how about we stack together. if enough of us unite we can be the ultimate tall person
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lamestcaptain · 2 years
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Fletcher: Hey, can you hurry up? Val just challenged a guy to a duel and someone honest to god handed her a sword.
Tanith: She didn't have her own?
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lamestcaptain · 2 years
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This cute platypus 
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