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saw a poll about dry/humid heat and like OBVIOUSLY everyone preferred dry heat but. would love to know what everyone considers to be “too hot”

me personally it’s a hard cutoff at 75°F. don’t need anything more than that thank you 🫶🫶🫶

#3.8% club

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#id get into bitcoin in high school and sell it at peak actually

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I’d find you in every lifetime…

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June's Monthly Afternoon cover to celebrate the final chapter of Land of the Lustrous!

#just finished this #really good ending tbh #hnk

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As a kid, when your parents are poor, you're poor. If they don't have money, that means none of you have money. But if someone's parents are rich, that doesn't necessarily mean the kid is. Sometimes rich peoples' kids aren't rich kids, they're just some rich freak's exotic pets that can talk but aren't allowed to.

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you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker

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The AI tech bubble finally bursting is going to be both catastrophic and very funny.

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why is pope john XII on wikipedia's 27 club list. he died in 964.

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Beautiful cow who is mooing at you

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i just found out tumblr was storing over three GIGABYTES of cookies on my device without me knowing and that's why it's been running so fucking slow recently... incredible. anyways everyone go clear your fucking cookies. don't let this website run a goddamn video game's worth of disc space in the background for no good reason.

#thank you op.

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just cleared half a gig of cookies out from tumblr BY ITSELF???

#thats so fucking much

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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

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if I forgot your favorite subgenre or misclassified a band feel free to argue in the replies 👍

#i love you nu metal but unfortunately symphonic will always have my heart

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Mag180 got me I’ll be honest

#I. need to act like a normal person at my job but that guy is like one of my favorite background characters #so seeing him show up again I was like. screaming

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we need joppable cities