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Do we seriously have to skip both ads on YouTube now. Like we press skip on the first then we have to wait five more seconds to press skip on the second. Are you actually fucking kidding me

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taylor swifts thinks shes phoebe bridgers, phoebe bridgers thinks shes elliott smith, elliott smith thought the best way to write songs was while watching xena: warrior princess with the sound off

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Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

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They tortured Castiel in here

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hozier will never become gauche or overplayed to me despite his popularity on some annoying corners of the internet. he is far too talented for that

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right away, telepathic eel squad, i trust you implicitly

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americans, canadians, etc are so unfathomably lucky how few actual attacks on their state on their soil have actually happened given the decades of aggression towards virtually everyone. any and all “jokes” about ww3 from the west are spitting in the face of the reality of peoples who have lived in a constant warzone their entire lives, and the lives before them. may you get what you deserve.

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not to promote misogyny but i think this should happen i think it would be really funny

#t

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hard to describe the feeling of finishing inside

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IDGAF if the women in my fiction are empowering or aspirational, I'm an adult, I don't need role models, I want the women in my fiction to be interesting, and if that involves being pathetic, hypocritical, amoral, or trapped in a delightfully dysfunctional relationship so be it

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the thing i hate the most is that persian traditional clothing sucks and also no one ever wears it because it sucks. cant even ask dad to bring me smth from iran to wear cause no one wears anything cool or pretty.

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i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good

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do it doggedly

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