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i’m so bitable btw if you even care
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there’s nothing wrong with girls who come back from the dead stronger than they were before & they eat human flesh now. like it’s normal it happens all the time
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-_- <- experiencing a range of emotions that are so indescribable
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you wouldn’t believe the day I’ve had *rests my head on your bulge*
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keeping a new girlfriend in the bathroom for a few days so the polycule gets used to her smell and won't try to kill her
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every time I do something remotely disappointing:
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getting really into penis lately
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Wei Wuxian be turning his back for 5 minutes and his husband be drunkely misbehaving with his under robes. Lan Zhan be Drunk Zhan™
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Xichen, post-canon: how am I supposed to interact with the man who indirectly but utterly unrepentantly caused the brutal death of the man I love, and forced me to watch it with my own two eyes? how can I even be in the same room as him?
Wangji, who has spent the last sixteen years doing everything in his power to absolutely ruin Jiang Cheng’s day whenever they’re in even the vaguest vicinity of each other: xiongzhang… I have a few suggestions…
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reverse murder mystery: “who the hell reanimated this person?”
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yes.
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they hate me for being a slut tbh and maybe also the killings too but that's unlikely
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