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larryiswalrus · 3 years
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marisa tomei in my cousin vinny (1992)
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hey girl you single? no? would you like to be?
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i do unironically love saying The Before Times when talking about covid. if we’re gonna be in a deadly pandemic we might as well talk like we’re in bad YA. let’s allow ourselves that
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Can someone plz turn this picture of lil nas x into a meme he’s so small and it’s cracking me up
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If I’m a bi girl and I fuck a bi guy it’s literally gay sex btw like pemdas or whatever like it cancels out
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Someone: "How are you today?”
The hallucination of Edward Cullen that I keep around at all times: "Lie."
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my mother observing birds using the bird feeders she put up for them:
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accept her
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i will be the most fuckable rectangle on this zoom call
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Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.
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wtf do you say after you kiss someone? 
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lain when she finishes the cereal experiment idk i’ve never seen the anime
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Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Not even the wind:
Non Blacks: "we finna drown in these edges af. Deadass this slaps so hard all the cap. Sis ain't even Chile peridot."
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