6Nov2023
Hairless Edition
Many tears, like the curls, have been shed.
“He’s acting!” “He’s balding!” they’ve said.
At U2’s Vegas home:
A shiny, sleek dome ...
Not the Sphere — Harry’s freshly shorn head!
Homeless Edition
The internet’s taking-the-piss-ing:
Harry’s house and his hair have gone missing.
Ol’ Ben’s attic shuffle’s
Now hotels with Russell,
While his husband squawks on about chicken.
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If anyone cares to track this garbage, these are screenshots from any time Harry and Emrata were mentioned together on Deux Moi starting with her being sighted at his July 5 Paris show (I dunno if it's exhaustive, but I was curious if this was gonna be a stunt so I started paying attention). It's amusing how hard they went on the threesome. It could have started from a fan being stupid, but it sure seems like someone's working to make it pop culture lore. Maybe "Harry had a threesome" is the salacious stand-in for "Harry likes older women" since Emrata is a boring two years older than him (and this way Olivia gets to keep slurping on the dregs of her stunt). I'm not saying Emrata herself is boring — she's apparently quite the exhibitionist. It seems the HSHQ strategy is to find the most self-absorbed attention seekers and light the fuse. Funny innit how the threesome gets mentioned when Holivia ends and brought back up right before Hemrata/Ratarry/Ratatourry debuts? I wish Harry's team wasn't ok with this. At worst, they started it; at best, they didn't stop it. They continue to indulge the lowest common denominator — the people who salivate over this shit — because the quality of fans isn't important, just the quantity.
Can I give you that back? I don't want it.
Rest of screenshots under cut.
Posted on July 19, 2022:
Posted on October 3, 2022:
Posted on October 11, 2022:
Posted on November 21, 2022 (Harry followed Emily on November 15 and we got Holivia news November 18):
Posted on March 17, 2023:
And just for funsies, this February 6, 2023, post that makes sure — amid all the rumors of Harry hooking up with people in Australia and Asia — that we'll know he's dating when we see it.
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Narrator's voice: They were. 🙄
(Tags from my 18Nov22 limerick, when we were celebrating the end of Holivia.)
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