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one of the most important things, perhaps the most important thing I have learned in my life is that nice people can fuck each other up in monstrous ways. people can be bone deep kind and loving and self reflective and still lash out under pressure. people can be earnestly neighbourly and charitable and hospitable and generous and still find themselves in situations where they become selfish. people can be well meaning and easygoing and gregarious and hold deep seated opinions that turn them into vicious little bullies under the right conditions. nobody is just one thing, and nobody stays one way. every person is a kaleidoscope and they will surprise you. you will surprise yourself. it's not a warning and it's not a judgement and it's not an excuse, and it's certainly not a reason to stop trying or to stop trusting. it is just a fact.

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baseball players in the 20s were all named shit like Dipsy Doodle and Crunch Johnson

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in the age of tiktok i am refusing to tolerate tumblr slander

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rina sawayama was right when she said shut the fuck up. shut the fuck up. shut the fuck up. shut the fuck up.

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sometimes im like “tone down the Self to fit in” and other times, the voice of God comes to me in a dream and says “I didn’t make you crazy for no reason”

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I haven’t seen a single 420 joke at all this month we’re really not ok huh

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I just think using the Notre Dame fire of all things as some kind of symbolism for the collapse of humanity is……….silly. Sorry! Like this isn’t doomsday. one or two human people made a mistake, left something where they shouldn’t or weren’t being supervised correctly. Anyone could do that. Anyone could make a technical mistake, even with disproportionately devastating consequences. If you wanna talk about recent fires that are indicative of the collapse of society, let’s talk about the grenfell fire in London last year that killed hundreds of people living in low income housing. There was so much institutional oversight involved, so much blatant disregard and disrespect for real human beings solely bc they’re poor….THAT was harrowing. That uncovered the horrific state of our world. This is fucked up but it’ll really, REALLY, be alright. There’s always a rich enough person willing to rebuild a monument. This will be taken care of ten times over .

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nothing is awkward or cheesy if you dont give a fuck. im on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool

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people at work: wow, you are always in such a good mood, how do you do that?

me, an actually cranky, apathetic, trainwreck human: it’s called manners, susan.

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Yall love them Chris boys just because they got muscles but ignore Paul Rudd when he the only one that seems like a cool dude.

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dude/babe it’s the same thing

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i hate making tea cuz i feel bad for throwing out the teabag. i’m always like i should eat this

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i see all ur attempts to make me follow ur twitters its not happening we live here we’ll die here its up to god if we ever meet again

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you: astrology isn’t real

me, pointing to every scorpio simultaneously: then explain THIS

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something that really bothers me when people discuss natural selection is when people ask questions along the lines of, “why aren’t all turtles extinct if they’re so slow and dumb” and “if neanderthals are superior to gorillas, then why are neanderthals extinct?”.

Like these are such misled questions that you’d have to answer completely different, unasked questions to actually help the person understand, but it also belies a really unfortunate fact about the history of evolutionary science and how natural selection was once, and for a really long time, studied as if evolution is a battle between superiors and inferiors. and this framework was developed for the purpose of economic and sociopolitical gain, and to justify bigotry toward marginalized peoples, and this framework still permeates how people teach and learn about natural selection. it worries me a lot!

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u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach