Take me back to 2018 when Venom had just come out and previously respectable blogs were out there putting Tom Hardy getting fucked by a slime monster on my tl
girl help there are people glorifying politicians
dont think ive forgotten about this
Kageyama: I am going to speak to you very vaguely about a problem I have. And you cannot ask me any questions or details about it.
Tsukishima: That is my ideal conversation, aside from no conversation, but that feels unlikely.
i hate when girls feel dumb for trying to see the best in people and then end up hurt or disappointed like no!! it’s those people that were dumb for misleading you. they took advantage of your kindness and generosity, and they’ll rot for it
i would die for grinch.
I’ve probably shared this before, but..
mentally i am here
I like to imagine that the reason you can whip around those floors at warp speed and so smoothly is that you’re running through the museum with a pair of wool socks on.
i thought the eyewitness vhs museum was a real place when i was a kid. i wasn’t a total idiot, i knew there were a few vfx things going on, but i thought it was filmed in an actual museum
Nobody told me clown lolita was a thing!!!!!
Watching him look all nonchalant and languid, Shi Qingxuan said awkwardly, “Um, sorry for the intrusion. I didn’t think you guys…hahaha, you two are pretty much, hahaha. Anyway, just, hahaha.”
namjoon: do you ever get tired of talking about hoseo-
STAND YOUR GROUND
Fire Lord Zuko passing a law that forbids challenging anyone under the age of majority to Agni Kai
Fire Lord Zuko waiting until the day he reaches the age of majority to pass this law, lest anyone think he is a coward
(No one. Literally no one would have thought that, but it’s generally regarded as a very classy move regardless)
Wait but also, until then, if anyone under the age of majority is challenged
Zuko fights it for them.
Which, especially in more rural towns (where Agni Kais are less of a public event and more of a fast and violent duel) is terrifying because you challenge your neighbor’s kid over a stolen chicken-fish and all of a sudden the Fire Lord is showing up???
But, those few who still challenge those who should be kids learn quickly to regret it.
Okay but this implies that Zuko knows whenever someone challenges a kid to an Agni Kai and is there before the battle takes place.
Firelord Zuko: *wakes up in a cold sweat near midnight*
Firelord Zuko: *running down the palace hallways while still struggling to put in his pants, being chased by his team of bodyguards* I’M GOING TO HING WA ISLAND TO KICK SOMEBODY’S ASS SEE YOU IN A WEEK BITCHES
Random spirit: Why’d you do that to him? Isn’t it kind of a stretch for a mortal to be blessed like that?
Agni himself: I felt like it
how dare you leave this gold in the notes
wtf do you say after you kiss someone?
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The amount of times i see ‘popular’ writers asking for fic recs only to psych myself out of recommending my own writing