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lasthourstid · 2 years
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Julian: Maybe I don’t get a healthy amount of sleep, but can other people do this?
Julian, stands up and blacks out immediately:
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lasthourstid · 2 years
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Will: I have a plan
Tessa: Does it involve us not getting into trouble?
Jem: He said he had a plan, not a miracle
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lasthourstid · 2 years
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Cristina: You do realize that murder is a crime, right?
Emma: Show me the law
Cristina: *hands her a book*
Emma: I’m not reading all of that
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lasthourstid · 2 years
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Isabelle: Love is dumb
Isabelle, glancing at Simon: And I’m the dumbest bitch alive
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lasthourstid · 2 years
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Ok ok, I'm back why is the ghost Charles, but all in one post and with order and stuff :)
I'm going to use rinadragomir's post which is this one
Why do I think Charles is possibly the ghost
We know it's a him: so Charles
He reacted very violently to being called Matthew Fairchild, which would make sense, because he wouldn't want to be mistaken by his brother
He obviously knows the merry thieves too well
Connected to the Castairs by Alastair, who I think really never got over. That would also explain the dagger, and why the ghost reacted like that to it.
Cassie said the ghost was from the old books, like TID. Well, maybe she ment that he's from old books, as in, books from the 1900? Charles is also at the end of Clockwork Princess, maybe it counts? My theory has flaws, I know👌🏾
Not the best perosnalty, but trying to be useful? Charles. Maybe he realised he's a bigger worm than Benedict and decided to try to make things right, but a little late? So now he has to do it on a ghost form.
He is obviously connect to the Lightwoods, and he was Grace Blackthorn's fiance, thought it doesn't seem like that big of a deal for him to be imprisoned in the blackthorn manner. Maybe it is because something that happens in chot?
And the last one, silver bracelet or ring... No idea 🙃 woah
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lasthourstid · 2 years
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Tessa: *banging on the door* Kit, open up
Kit: When I was three I was forced to eat dog food and-
Tessa: Open the damn door
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lasthourstid · 2 years
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Jem: What’s for dinner?
Will: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise
Jem: Is it soup?
Will: I soup-pose it could be
Jem: Enough with the soup puns!
Will: You never soup-port my jokes
*five minutes later*
Jem: It's FISH
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lasthourstid · 2 years
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Jem: My kink is when people care about my feelings and what I have to say
Will: Too unrealistic. Settle for bondage like the rest of us
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lasthourstid · 2 years
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Kit, driving with Jem: You’re gonna yeet off the next exit
Jem: I’m going to what
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lasthourstid · 2 years
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Christopher: *taking a sip out of a flask* You want some of this?
Matthew: Sure
Matthew: Is that soup, what the-
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lasthourstid · 2 years
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Jem: I personally don’t think it’s possible to come up with a crazier plan
Will: We attack Mortmain with hummus
Jem: I stand corrected
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lasthourstid · 2 years
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Emma: What’s the expression? Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice… fiddle-dee-dee
Mark: Fool me once, and I’ll be fooled for a day. Teach me how to fool people and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life.
Ty: Actually it’s-
Kit: Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice
Emma: Yeah, I do believe that’s the expression
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lasthourstid · 2 years
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Mark, bleeding from a cut: Help! I’m covered in flesh juice!
Julian: You’re covered in what?
Mark: Flesh juice!
Julian: I’ll just let you die
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lasthourstid · 2 years
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Thomas: Can you teach me… how to hoe?
Matthew: Rude
Matthew: [sips wine]
Matthew: but yes
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lasthourstid · 2 years
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Ty: did you know it takes three sheep to make a sweater
Kit: really? I didn’t even know sheep could knit
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lasthourstid · 2 years
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I can't believe we all fogot about this
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lasthourstid · 3 years
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Kit : ugh, I’ve always wanted to be a super spy. I even had a secret identity. In public, my dad would tell people I was someone else’s kid
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