lastnightatkarasuno

[lastnightatkarasuno]

Hinata: I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.

Kageyama:

Kageyama: what

#source: texts from last night #hinata shouyou #kageyama tobio #kagehina #incorrect hq quotes #last night at karasuno #happy birthday hinata! #wow !!!! the backbone of our society & his birthday is today !! #our ray of sunshine oh my #lemme just #hbd hinata #happy birthday hinata shouyou #happy bday hinata #happy birthday hinata #oki #i miss talking in here tbh :P #how are y'all #feel free to shoot me a dm whenever :)

[lastnightatkarasuno]

Daichi: Can't make this up: Kuroo's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met Kenma @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. Yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.

Suga: ...holy shit.

#source: texts from last night #kuroken #daisuga #kuroo tetsurou #kozume kenma #sawamura daichi #sugawara koushi #incorrect hq quotes #last night at karasuno #hina's bday is tomorrow!!! #anyway #stream partners in crime by finneas

[lastnightatkarasuno]

Kuroo: Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Kenma wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your romantic relationships. THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE.

Daichi:

Bokuto: well

Oikawa: damn

#source: texts from last night #kuroken #daisuga #bokuaka #iwaoi #kuroo tetsurou #sawamura daichi #bokuto koutarou #oikawa tooru #incorrect hq quotes #last night at karasuno #that's the dream tho

[lastnightatkarasuno]

All I learned in high school was how to sell drugs.

Hanamaki, probably

#source: texts from last night #hanamaki takahiro #incorrect hq quotes #last night at karasuno #yooo this is a quote #so this is new #also #i enlisted the help of a certain someone in the hq writers community #so if this gets around to y'all #thank you #(hi it's definitely not madi)

[lastnightatkarasuno]

Kenma: Video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.

Kuroo:

Kuroo: Just tell me what you want for dinner.

#source: texts from last night #kuroken #kuroo tetsurou #kozume kenma #incorrect hq quotes #last night at karasuno #y'all i'm building the disney castle in minecraft #it's goin aight

[lastnightatkarasuno]

Akaashi: You started crying because you didn't get to wear your rain boots this week so I turned on the shower and let you jump around in it.

Bokuto:

Bokuto: You're the best boyfriend ever...

#source: texts from last night #bokuaka #Bokuto Koutarou #akaashi keiji #incorrect hq quotes #last night at karasuno #omg hi #long time no see #have i been going through it all??? #maybe! #will i let this acc die?? #HELL NO #i love y'all how's it going for u #oki bye #stream partners in crime by finneas

[lastnightatkarasuno]

Suga: I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious

Daichi:

Daichi: I'm literally right here.

#source: texts from last night #sugawara koushi #sawamura daichi #daichi sawamura #daisuga #incorrect hq quotes #last night at karasuno #damn i really wanted to do smth for suga’s bday but i’ve been in such a slump lately #(mostly w writing) #so here’s a rb for the boy #hope you’re all well :)) #happy birthday suga! #happy birthday sugawara koushi! #hbd suga

[lastnightatkarasuno]

Iwaizumi: The glow-in-the-dark stars on Oikawa's old bedroom's ceiling totally make blowing him more romantic.

Mattsun:

Mattsun: bro good idea

#source: texts from last night #iwaoi #matsuhana #(kinda) #iwaizumi hajime #oikawa tooru #matsukawa issei #hanamaki takahiro #incorrect hq quotes #last night at karasuno #iwaoi is one of my comfort ships y'all i just thought i'd put that out there #literally just daisuga & iwaoi always & forever #amen

[lastnightatkarasuno]

Daichi: Asahi, you're the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce.

Asahi:

Asahi: I mean, you're right though.

#source: texts from last night #azumane asahi #sawamura daichi #daichi x asahi #asahi x daichi #(i still don't know their ship name someone help me) #incorrect hq quotes #last night at karasuno

[lastnightatkarasuno]

Suga: [insert really romantic bullshit about how much I love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]

Daichi:

Daichi: Suga...

#source: texts from last night #daisuga #sawamura daichi #sugawara koushi #incorrect hq quotes #last night at karasuno #oop there's been a lotta daisuga posts #sorry daisuga is my comfort ship & ive been in a slump lately #its nbd but i love them w all my heart

[lastnightatkarasuno]

Daichi: how's the party?

Suga: ists fjcssing insceredle

Daichi: be there in 10

#source: texts from last night #daisuga #sawamura daichi #sugawara koushi #incorrect hq quotes #last night at karasuno #that whole hc that suga can't hold his liquor & daichi is a heavyweight #it's my lifeline

[lastnightatkarasuno]

Mattsun: We don't have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.

Hanamaki: I absolutely love you.

#source: texts from last night #hanamatsu #matsukawa issei #hanamaki takahiro #incorrect hq quotes #last night at karasuno #matsuhana gettin the love these days 🥰 #happy june btw! #can you believe it? gosh #hope you're all doing well :)) #send me an ask anytime bbs #happy pride month btw!!!!!! #ahhhh

[lastnightatkarasuno]

Suga: Kiyo! I'm watching Ellen!

Kiyoko: Just because I'm gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the Ellen DeGeneres show.

Suga:

Kiyoko: But, like, I'm coming over

#source: texts from last night #kiyoko shimizu #sugawara koushi #incorrect hq quotes #last night at karasuno #this is so cute #& 100% smth my friends would do to me uhh #by the way!!! #we hit 1000 followers !!!! oh my god #thank you ???? #i am so humbled #merely a lil gay gurl #wishing i could date kiyo #i love y'all so much oh my god

[lastnightatkarasuno]

Misaki: I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips...best half hour ever.

Terushima:

Terushima: Where can I sign up?

#source: texts from last night #misaki hana #hana misaki #happy birthday misaki! #happy birthday hana misaki! #incorrect hq quotes #last night at karasuno #i love her so much #she truly is the horny bb #if any of y'all read open tab #that's how i see canon hana #so #terushima yuuji #johzenji

[lastnightatkarasuno]

Kenma, about Hinata: The second he challenged me to a Mario Kart drinking game, I knew I was in love.

#source: texts from last night #kenhina #kozume kenma #hinata shouyou #incorrect hq quotes #last night at karasuno #yaknow #i've never done a kenhina post #but honestly i probably would ship if i found a fic w them in it before kuroken #that's rlly how all my ships were formed uhhh #anyway!! #kenhina! yay!

[lastnightatkarasuno]

Bokuto: Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.

Kuroo:

Kuroo: Bro...

#source: texts from last night #bokuroo #bokuto koutarou #kuroo tetsurou #incorrect hq quotes #last night at karasuno #BSHADAGADH #ok this is canon tho right? #im gonna wash away my embarrassment & just ask y'all #what's your favorite taylor swift album? #literally shoot me an ask & we can discuss w my main blog #fearless owns my whole life #but idk i would give lover my firstborn child #yaknow

[lastnightatkarasuno]

Makki: Oikawa and Iwaizumi went apple picking! Why don't we do cute things like that? Let's go to a pumpkin patch!

Mattsun: Because we're not cute. We're sluts. And sluts don't go apple picking.

Makki:

Makki: Take me right now.

#source: texts from last night #matsuhana #matsukawa issei #hanamaki takahiro #incorrect hq quotes #last night at karasuno #bruh this is so canon it's not even funny #my one and only hc is iwa is actually hella romantic #and oikawa is always swooning for that shi #but matsuhana were best bros before they were hoes for each other #so like #(also holy poop we're close to 1000 followers wow hi thank you) #do any of you read these tags? #i don't care lmfao #if you do #i love you #so