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Adam Driver mentioned for the third time on Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (4/12/20)

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I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

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If hating fat people is about hating an unhealthy lifestyle: 

Why do fat people get harassed at the gym, while jogging, or while swimming?

Why are fat people expected to cover up more? Changing what they wear will not make them healthier.

Why are thin people allowed to get away with not exercising and with eating all the pizza and bacon they want? If the problem is the unhealthy lifestyle, why doesn’t that apply to everyone? 

Never mind. I already know the answer.

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A mystery, indeed. My website – My Facebook page – See me on LINE Webtoon!

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Hocus Pocus (1993)

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your work/customer service voice is just vocal bottoming‬

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i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

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cute

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I was hacked!

Sorry to anyone who saw posts from me that seemed really...odd... My email was hacked into by a friendship that turned really sour and they've been causing havoc ever since! If you see any other weird post message me so i can take them down. I already changed passwords on everything but this person has good hacking skills so this might be an uphill battle. Again sorry!

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Beautiful people of the Internet, All My Friends We’re Glorious: Death Of A Bachelor Tour Live is now available everywhere digitally + on limited edition double vinyl.

And as if that was exciting enough, we have another treat for you all! We’re missing tour as much as you guys, so video of the entire show is up so you can relive it all to your heart’s content! Play this loud & take in all the good times from your show. Hope to see y’all soon ️❤️

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You can do it!

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just give me tequila and watch me flail.

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